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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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May 5, 2012 8:40am UTC

"This is for the girls who have the tendency to stay up all night listening to music that remind them of their current situation. Who hide their fears, hurt, pain and tears under the smiles, laughs and giggles on a daily basis. The girls who wear their heart on their sleeve. The girls who pray things will work out just once and they’ll be satisfied. The girls who scream and cry to their pillow because everyone else fails to listen. The girls who have so may secrets but wont tell a soul. The girls who have mistakes and regrets as a daily moral. The girls that never win. The girls who stay up all night thinking about that one boy hoping he’ll notice her one day. The girls who take life as it comes, to the girls who are hoping it will get better somewhere down the road. For Girls who love with all their heart although it always gets broken. To girls who think it’s over. To real girls, to all girls: you’re beautiful." ♥
- Zayn Malik
format credit to OneDirection/credit to Jill

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xxlexx6
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May 4, 2012 5:40pm UTC

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I want a boyfriend like Jack from Titanic.♥

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Shainaluvturtles
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May 4, 2012 4:19pm UTC

I say sorry alot,
mostly because I feel like everything is my fault

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smilelaughlivexoxo
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May 4, 2012 5:50pm UTC

If a guy wants to get a girl to fall in love with them they must follow these steps:
1. Act like the boys of One Direction
2. Dress like the boys of One Direction
3. Sing like the boys of One Direction
*Instant Girlfriend*

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abbywight
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May 4, 2012 10:02pm UTC

>>Fave my quote and ill write a cheesy pickup line on your profile!<<
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not my format

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alimophia
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May 4, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Directioner: Liam, can you sign my boobs?
Liam: Oh my gosh. Oh god no. No I can't please pick up your shirt. Oh no, I shouldn't even have looked. Oh god that's someone's daughter! I'm so so so sorry oh god I'm so sorry I'm sure you're a lovely girl oh god. Oh man have some respect for yourself! Oh no, did I just yell? I'm so sorry please forgive me! I can buy you a sweater, you know, to cover your breasts... Was that rude? I'm sorry. Oh god, I'm going to hell.
Harry: ... I will.

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dancergrl101
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May 4, 2012 10:11pm UTC

"we'd totally date a fan!"
liam: dates famous dancer
louis: dates gorgeous model
zayn: hooks up with famous singer
harry: hooks up with model
niall: sits there and does nothing
me: i love you niall

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skyrochelle
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May 4, 2012 5:27pm UTC

Dad: Why do kids swear so much? Jeez.
Mom: Swearing's like a second language to them.
Dad: I thought that was sarcasm.
Teenager: No, see, we're bilingual. We speak two languages.
Swearing and sarcasm. No, we're multilingual .. you have to count English.
Mom: I thought teenagers spoke four languages.
Teenager: .. What?
Mom: Sarcasm, swearing, English and lies.
Boom. Dissed by my momma.

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Lolax3
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May 4, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Does February march?
No , but April may.
{♥} if you get it.

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BravoSierra
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May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

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_to_the_kids_who
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May 2, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
mismatch their socks.
♥
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dancerxo123
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May 2, 2012 5:16pm UTC

omg, this actually works:
hold your breath for 10 minutes,
die.
dont actually, its a joke..

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letssfallinnlovee
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May 2, 2012 6:03pm UTC

Your Best Friend changed her personality and became aIslut.

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May 2, 2012 10:48pm UTC

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Someone needs a pat on the back... with a knife...
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babyfresh1997
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May 3, 2012 6:33am UTC

I'm being bullied.
She waits for me outside of lessons to scream at me.
Splits me and my friends up so i'm on my own.
She told me to die twice and said she would 'Smash my face in'.
Yesterday, I TOLD SOMEONE.
The police are getting involved.
Because i couldn't take it anymore.
If the police think it's bad enough, she will be kicked
out of the school, and i won't have to deal with her anymore.
Please, please wish me luck.
Because I'm so scared.

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the_An0nym0usXD
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May 2, 2012 9:16pm UTC

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When I die,I'm going to be a ghost& watch attractive people shower.ツ
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CandyBurst
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May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.

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AustinH
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May 2, 2012 10:26pm UTC

I dare you to go up to somebody and say,
"There's something on the back of your forehead,"
and see what they do.

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