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  1. mostwouldbehappy mostwouldbehappy
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Go ahead
    Chase after all those boys.
    Go be s/uts.
    Go do drugs.
    Go get drunk.
    Go ruin your life.
    Continue to make fun of me.
    But while your sitting in the local jail or giving birth to a baby at 16 and being a single mom,
    I'll be enjoying my life and accomplishing my goals and making my parents proud.
    So go ahead.
    Keep making fun of me.
    I dare you.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Those mornings when...
    You choose an outfit
    Decide you don't like it
    Try on like 10 other outfits
    Realise the first one isn't that bad
    Put the first one on
    Walk out of your room with a massive pil of clothes on the floor...

  3. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    guys who kiss a girl
    To sHut Her up.

  4. Futureweasley Futureweasley
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    Why do we feel safe under the blankets?
    It's not like a murderer will come in thinking
    "I'm gonna kill...ahhh CRAP! She's under a freaking blanket!"
    not an origional quote :/

  5. TheOtherDirection TheOtherDirection
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. Julidanika Julidanika
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    I had a dream once that i was swimming in soda but i woke up to find it was only a fanta sea.

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 10:35am UTC
    "Respect your haters
    they're the ones who think
    you're better than them."
    - Nicki Minaj ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  8. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    credittorunningislife
    Plot Twist:
    We all actually get married.
    mq

  9. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:08pm UTC
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  10. Directionette Directionette
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    If a girl from Iceland and guy from Cuba have a kid
    Would they be and Icecube?
    mind=blown

  11. CoryDude CoryDude
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    H.O.P.E
    Hold On Pain Ends

  12. jjaim123 jjaim123
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    If you were a carrot,
    you'd be a good carrot.
    ..some guy honestly just said this to me.

  13. foreverxyoung14 foreverxyoung14
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    The worst type of crying
    Is when your lips start to shake and you can see the tears build up.
    You're vision becomes blurry and when you blink, they all fall.
    When you have a loss of breath and you gasp while your body shakes.
    When you start overthinking the situation and all of your previous bad memories come flooding back.
    When you can feel your heart break & when you realize you're alone.
    Completely alone.

  14. shortyac1357 shortyac1357
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Don't mistake my silence for weakness.
    No one plans a murder out loud.

  15. Olivegurl Olivegurl
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 12:11am UTC
    WHEN SHE WAS JUST A GIRL,
    she expected the world.♥
    format missanna

  16. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    SOMEDAY,
    when i grow up
    if i have a daughter
    and she asks for a diary
    i'll just show her witty .
    nmf

  17. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 11:08am UTC
    I hate how people say age is just a number....
    age is clearly a word.
    :p

  18. XsabrinaXnicole XsabrinaXnicole
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO MISS
    The little text messages I gave you.
    You're going to miss how much I would worry about you
    when you were out too late.
    Your going to miss my annoyingness.
    One day, when Im gone your going to miss
    how you acutally had someone that wanted you.
    And when Im not there anymore
    YOUR GOING TO MISS ME

  19. brisopunk brisopunk
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Q: Why can't Edward read Bella's mind?
    A: There's nothing to read

  20. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    II wonder how many suicides there
    would be
    If 1D broke up

:)

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