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StayStrongILoveYou
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 1:38pm UTC

Shout Out
to all the MOMS
who made the world a better place
by giving birth to HOT kids
Love You Mom

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Unbr0ken
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Drake & Josh
= Best. Nickelodeon. Show. EVER.

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mlparker18
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 8:38pm UTC

We
Fear Rejetion
Want Attention
Crave Affection
&
Dream of Perfection

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neon_trees19
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 5:29pm UTC

This is Prince Bapalapashamalamadingdong.
Remember this ?

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mm1213
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 4:16pm UTC

those awkward positions
you get into
to shave the back of your
legs...
nmf

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runningislife*
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Mom: You're so pretty!
Friends: Give some of your prettiness
Aunt: You could win a beauty pageant!
Dad: How much do I have to pay this month for your cosmetics?
Grandparents: I will pay for your whole wedding♥
Mom: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Best Friends: Y U NO UGLY?!
Society: So.. what shall we name this new species?
mq,mf

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imajellyfish1
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 4:47pm UTC

when you think you made the best quote on earth
3 hours later.....
1
you favorited your own quote......
forever alone

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 8:17pm UTC

bad hair day?
messy bun to the rescue!

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cd328
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 5:29pm UTC

"It's Friday, Friday GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY." ADMIT IT; You just sang that in your head.

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JessieJane
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 2:28pm UTC

You know you're bored when
Y o u h a v e n o t h i n g t o d o i n t h e m i d d l e o f t h e d a y o n
S u n d a y a n d y o u s t a r t d o i n g y o u r h o m e wo r k .

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Anything_But_Perfect
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 6:47pm UTC

when someone calls you pretty,
you forget it after a minute
but when somebody calls you ugly
you remember it
forever

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completeinhim
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 4:56pm UTC

*My mom on Mother's Day*
Mom: Hey honey could you get me a glass of water?
Mom: And make me lunch?
Mom: You made me a card right?
Mom: Where's my present?
Mom: This is MY day!
Mom: You are my servants.
Mom: I am master, you are slave.
Mom: Can I borrow seven thousand dollars?
Mom: Oh and go ten miles to get me a bottle of coke please,
this one's flat.
Me: Okay, anything you want. This is your day!
*My mom on my birthday*
Me: Hey beautiful mother, would you mind kindly turning on the ligh -
Mom: GET UP AND DO IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY TOAD.
(I mean no disrespect - I love my Mom!)

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SarahMayour
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Peeking out of your 3D glasses during a movie just to see the diffrenece. <3

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animefreak6420
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Study
The act of texting, eating, and watching t.v with an open textbook nearby

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gracegreene
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 5:47pm UTC

Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good.
Fish: *opens the door*
Patrick: I LOVE YOU.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 8:08pm UTC

The best feeling in the world...
Is knowing that someone
put down those pills,
ate that meal,
smiled through those tears,
put down the knife,
or started to feel better,
and you're the reason why♥

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 2:08pm UTC

A pretty face is nothing
if you have an ugly heart.

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sydneyjrw
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 1:28pm UTC

You realize your childhood is
over when you fall asleep on the
couch
and wake UP ON THE COUCH.
format by sandrasaurus

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 2:08pm UTC

The first time I saw him
his two year old sister was crying during church
so he picked her up,
carried her into the other room like a baby,
and started to play "superman" with her.
Instant respect.♥

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伤*
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 3:42pm UTC

everything magically appears,
when your mom looks for it...
MOM, I LOST ONE DIRECTION
♥
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)

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