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                     *My mom on Mother's Day*
                     Mom: Hey honey could you get me a glass of water?
                     Mom: And make me lunch?
                     Mom: You made me a card right?
                     Mom: Where's my present?
                     Mom: This is MY day!
                     Mom: You are my servants.
                     Mom: I am master, you are slave.
                     Mom: Can I borrow seven thousand dollars?
                     Mom: Oh and go ten miles to get me a bottle of coke please,
                                this one's flat.
                     Me: Okay, anything you want. This is your day!

                     *My mom on my birthday*
                     Me: Hey beautiful mother, would you mind kindly turning on the ligh -
                     Mom: GET UP AND DO IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY TOAD.

(I mean no disrespect - I love my Mom!)

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666 faves · 13 comments · May 13, 2012 4:56pm

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completeinhim · 1 decade ago
@lovetocheer@Butterflypp I said no disrespect... It was a joke. I love my Mom to death.
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Butterflypp · 1 decade ago
LOL its funny, but ur mom did a lot to you ^_^
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neversayhate · 1 decade ago
LOL :P
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lovetocheer · 1 decade ago
you honestly dont know how much moms do for their family do you?
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glassygirl189 · 1 decade ago
This is sooo funny XD
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XoXoHaddenxchickXoXo · 1 decade ago
HAHHAHAA i legit am laugh but mostly from the toad partt!!!!!!!
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Cansu · 1 decade ago
That awkward moment when your birthday and mother's day is on the same day. Like mine c;
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FramingSarah · 1 decade ago
i legitly laughed out loud at this(:
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grownsimba · 1 decade ago
whatever my mother wants, she gets.
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whateveryousay1234 · 1 decade ago
story of my life
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bookgrrl97 · 1 decade ago
Dude. I know! if being called a dude annoys you,my bad. I do it to everyone 'dude' or not! :)
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Julidanika · 1 decade ago
I Couldn't Stop Laughing!! :D
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ImmaBeWitty · 1 decade ago
lmao, ikr :p
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