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MoonAngel
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April 1, 2013 11:18am UTC

ME AND NOTHING
Still a better love story than twilight

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sarahmarlowXxx
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March 17, 2013 7:41pm UTC

I used to not wear makeup.
I used to not straighten my hair.
I used to not care about my weight.
I used to not care what anyone thought.
I used to think boys were gross.
I used to go months without crying.
I used to love to go to school.
I used to be happy all the time.
What happened?

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MyWittyProfile
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March 18, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Have you ever done something really stupid? Well everyone has, if they admit it or they don't, they have. It's part of being human. Making mistakes, regretting things, but that also means you have to learn from your mistakes, and don't keep repeating them because not everyone is going to forgive you, and you may need them someday.

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kaylaslife
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March 18, 2013 7:18pm UTC

*when you make a joke and someone you hate laughs.*
you: No, b/tch, you aren't allowed to laugh.
NO.

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yourcool
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March 17, 2013 5:14pm UTC

in 7th grade i went to see a movie
with a boy and in the middle of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and i was like "excuse me" and he pulled out a bag of hershey kisses out of his coat.

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yourcool
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March 17, 2013 5:24pm UTC

someone called me fat today at school because
i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.

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yourcool
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March 17, 2013 5:39pm UTC

calories (noun);
tiny creatures that life in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

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yourcool
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March 17, 2013 5:46pm UTC

single (noun);
a man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.

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sammy*
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March 18, 2013 5:12pm UTC

It scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you
and everything that they say could be one massive lie.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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XJustThatGirlX
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March 16, 2013 5:01pm UTC

Being nice to people you dont like
isn't being two faced
its called growing up..

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gab*
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March 1, 2013 5:29pm UTC

i was always taught to 'beware of the boys who would snap girls' bra straps' before middle school but never in my life have i seen or heard of anyone getting their bra strap snapped in school besides in preteen fiction books

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kristabff
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March 1, 2013 5:41pm UTC

What I say: I love your hair!
What I mean: Talk to me please I'm a loner

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gmarie
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March 1, 2013 4:52pm UTC

My
English teacher
spelled alphabetically like this:
alephetbaetically.
I couldn't have come up with that if I tried. I have now officially given up on the world.

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ahill1
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March 1, 2013 5:18pm UTC

couples are dating,
singles are waiting.
hoes are mating,
& real love is fading..

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BlackButterflies
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March 1, 2013 1:09am UTC

the best things in life according to me:
- long tight hugs from people who smell good
- writing with a really nice new pen
- wearing big old shirts and jumpers
- other peoples' birthdays
- the look on little kids faces when they find money on the ground
- holding the door open for old people
- when small animals fall asleep on you
- forehead kisses when you're tired
- iced coffees with whipped cream on top
- laughing at your own jokes
- 3am heart-to-hearts
- when teachers tell you that you're doing well
- getting into a bed with freshly washed sheets on it
- babies laughing
- playing with/styling other peoples' hair
- finding a song that describes your life
- waking up on a saturday morning and going back to sleep

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theawkwardauthor
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February 28, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Normal teenagers when they get in trouble: lol whatever
Me when I get in trouble: OH GOD I'M THE WORST PERSON ON THE PLANET. WHY DO MY PARENTS STILL HAVE ME? WHY DO I HAVE FRIENDS? I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING. STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID IDIOT.

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bye*
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February 28, 2013 7:08pm UTC

do you ever wish you could just unmeet someone

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ChocoTaco
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February 28, 2013 5:24pm UTC

*Gets invited to Sweet 16*
Mom: You should really go
Me: lol no.
Mom: You'll have fun
Me: I don't like having fun...
Mom: What's better sitting on the computer all night or hanging out with people?
Me: You really want me to answer that?

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