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someone called me fat today at school because
i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.




 
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someone called me fat today at school because i was eating chips

999 faves · 22 comments · Mar 17, 2013 5:24pm

yourcool

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yourcool


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The1975* · 1 decade ago
Remember when all the daily top quotes would have this many faves.
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_Funnier_In_Enochian_ · 1 decade ago
This is literally the story of my life... Except I do this in physics... You know... the class AFTER lunch
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Miss_OK16 · 1 decade ago
umm I love you
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jstallons · 1 decade ago
I love this quote! Most people would be upset and put the bag of chips away
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Livelovemusic11 · 1 decade ago
omg thats like amazing lol
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jamiesk · 1 decade ago
woooo hooo eat those chips
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TheDysfunctional · 1 decade ago
This is perfection.
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Living_Life_Freely · 1 decade ago
you go girl!!!!
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ThatsSoMeee · 1 decade ago
that's a good one :D haha
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
This. Is. So. Much. Win.
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hardyharhar123 · 1 decade ago
Am I losing it or do you have all of the top quotes today omg Ily
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Sonny84 · 1 decade ago
I love your quotes but do you at least mind saying nmq? You're kind of taking credit for something you found somewhere else... I wouldn't have said anything but its the case for most of your quotes...
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Steve · 1 decade ago
Please don't put nmq in quotes. It's not part of the quote and looks ugly. If you must, add a comment that says "nmq" or "found it on a web page". And who cares if it's from somewhere else. When someone tells you a joke, do they have to qualify it by telling you where they heard it? No. It ruins the joke, just like nmq ruins the quote.
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ThatsSoMeee · 1 decade ago
that's the spirit , Steve :D
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Buttons · 1 decade ago
Thats from iFunny
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ICECREAMFOREVER · 1 decade ago
like a boss ;)
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Jillianxxx · 1 decade ago
I posted this last week.........
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Omg she MUST have stolen it from you.
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*nerium* · 1 decade ago
No one cares.
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Jillianxxx · 1 decade ago
I was js.
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iluvyousomuch · 1 decade ago
THAT IS SO AWESOME!!! You have guts!!! :D
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wordynerdy · 1 decade ago
You go gurl!
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