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  1. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Did anybody else
    know that the voice of Plankton is
    also Mr.Sikowitz from Victorious?

  2. kaitlinsaraa kaitlinsaraa
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    PLEASE GO ON iCARLY.COM
    oh Spencer...

  3. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    True story; (worth the read)
    Today when I was waiting in line at the store with my Mom, a little girl pointed at me and whispered to her mom, "What are those scars from on her? And why doesn't she have as much hair as I do? What's that thing on her head?"
    The mom turned to her and said "Sophie, that girl is probably one of the strongest people you will meet. She has a disease and to cure it she has to take a form of medicine that makes her hair fall out. She's no different than me, or you. She's probably been through much more than she deserves. And.."
    The little girl stopped her from talking and ran over to me.
    She handed me a chocolate bar and said "I'm sorry you had to go through this."
    She took off my bandana and she said "Walk around like that. You're much prettier." Then she smiled and hugged me. I hugged her back with tears in my eyes and thanked her.
    Then she walked away.
    I can't stop crying. There are still good people in the world.

  4. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    Imagine being
    one of those babies on the show
    16 and pregnant and
    knowing you're an accident.
    nmf

  5. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    Kim Possible: Ron & his rat.
    Harry Potter: Ron & his rat.
    Jersey Shore: Ron & his rat.

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    to do list:
    get a cup of water
    hold it over my head
    breathe underwater.

  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    On a scale of 1-100, how mature are you?
    ...69

  8. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 12:25am UTC
    Shy people notice everything,
    » BUT THEY DON'T GET NOTICED.

  9. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 10:48am UTC
    Fade by XxprettixX
    ♥ HOPEISNOWHERE♥
    It's all in how you read it. :)

  10. kimbahhlayx kimbahhlayx
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    Dear Alaska,
    You seriously have a law that prohibits , pushing a live moose out of a moving plane. well there goes my plans for th weekend and Yo

  11. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    Dear mom & dad,
    Would you rather me on the computer 24/7 or doing drugs on the corner?
    Sincerely, Confused teenager

  12. iblamehollywoodx3 iblamehollywoodx3
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    dear santa, this year i'd like...
    no wait, forget that. go and get your sleigh
    & go to Afghanistan, get all the
    soliders & bring them
    home. they deserve presents more
    than i do.
    nmf: marissa123

  13. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    Baby, please don't do this. You have no idea how much you mean to me..
    I gave you way too many chances. I'm done.
    I'll do anything.
    Forget it, alright? We're octagon.
    LOLOL, I meant over. That was funny but I'm still breaking up with you.
    HAHAHAHA, omg. -tumblr.c':

  14. Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 11:19am UTC
    if someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody i love, i would eat them. i might end up in jail for 500 years, but i would eat them.
    - Johnny Depp♥

  15. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 4:20pm UTC
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  16. tylerr tylerr
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    October 17, 2011 1:01pm UTC
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  17. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 4:12pm UTC
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  18. lovehurtsboysliepeopledie lovehurtsboysliepeopledie
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Someone made a status saying:
    'Omgee, can't believe Holly stuck her fake eyelashes on with PVA glue, haha, lmfaaooo.'
    It had:
    25 likes
    Someone else made a status saying: 'R.I.P mommy, I'll miss you</3'
    it had:
    1 like.
    Fav if you think this is heartbreaking. ♥

  19. bambamcunningham bambamcunningham
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    My Biggest
    Fear
    Is Becoming a Disney Star &&
    not being able to draw the logo with the glow stick

  20. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    THAT WALK OF SHAME
    when you try to throw something in the garbage and fail.
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    not my format

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