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  1. Keep_Smilin Keep_Smilin
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    Those extremely awkward conversations
    With the hairdresser
    nmf

  2. duckysayssmile duckysayssmile
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 11:48am UTC
    He gave me a kiss and whispered,
    "You’re just so beautiful, I can’t get over it."
    look who got over it.

  3. xOstephh27 xOstephh27
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    October 10, 2011 12:30pm UTC
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  4. SaveAdaliax33 SaveAdaliax33
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    When a chick calls you ugly:
    I woke up like this and walked to school, while you woke up in the morning and caked your face in makeup to feel pretty, so please, find some other way to gain self confidence, k?. ............

  5. desultori* desultori*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    Today I got slapped by a piece of bread.
    My Bro: Have you ever had the feeling....
    Me: Whaat feeling.
    My bro: BREAD SLAP
    And that is how it happened...
    True story.

  6. vballgirlxox vballgirlxox
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    September 29, 2011 10:34pm UTC
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  7. forever611 forever611
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    my boyfriend
    just proposed to me ♥

  8. ChickaCherry ChickaCherry
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    b*tch, don't stand so close to the heater.
    plastic melts.

  9. hannaheatsyou hannaheatsyou
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    just because youre on
    disney channel and you always have a smile on your face, they think youre perfect, and its obvious that nobodys life really is.
    -Demi Lovato

  10. luckyduckie luckyduckie
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 11:43am UTC
    h
    What I expect to see when I turn on the lights of a dark room:
    80% A Murder
    29% A Robber
    1% A room with nobody in it
    Format: twilightgirl995

  11. prettybutunpretty prettybutunpretty
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 12:59am UTC
    So, how's life?
    Okay, besides the fact that I feel like I'm dying inside. Besides the fact that I hate it here and I'm ready to go. Besides that I'm just about ready to end it all. Besides the fact that I feel so alone in a world with millions of people. Besides the fact that no matter what I'm never going to be good enough. Besides the fact that I'm starting to become closer and closer with my razor. Besides the fact that I feel so lost and unwanted.
    I mean great, damn spell check.
    -J

  12. rememberme1 rememberme1
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    the worst sight in the world is...
    { SEEING YOUR MOTHER CRY }
    FAVE IF YOU AGREE
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

  13. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    guyss...
    MY MOM IS CANCER FREE
    :DDD

  14. xobabyilikeitxo23 xobabyilikeitxo23
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    When you're brushing you're teeth, and someones in the way of the sink and your mouth is burning so you're all;
    "Merr,mah I needa FPIT."

  15. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
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    September 28, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    if I could change
    my username,
    it'd be confessions_of_an_ex_cutter
    instead

  16. daNcerXoxO daNcerXoxO
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    October 3, 2011 4:54pm UTC
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  17. neverenoughh neverenoughh
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    October 3, 2011 10:59pm UTC
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  18. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    you are beautiful.
    you might not see it, but i do. ♥

  19. catieliggett14 catieliggett14
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    " Quick, everyone act natural! "
    *Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*

    nmf.

  20. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 10:12pm UTC
    come on, beautiful.
    pick yourself up, dry your eyes, everything will be okay, i promise. ♥

:)

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