Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

JessicaaaDianeeee*

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    When it comes to reading i'm either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200...there is no in between

  2. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:49am UTC
    me: *sees Back to School advertisements*
    me: *screams*

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:26am UTC
    Pray for talia
    She brings hope and inspiration to all young girls who have suffered the trauma of cancer. Everyone in life has their own inspirations and Talia has been mine for over two years. She did not let cancer control her life, she did not let it destroy her. She wore a smile and did not take life for granted. She showed that living with cancer does not need to be a dark time, but an opportunity to live life to the full. She is truly beautiful inside and out and she deserves the world. She taught thousands of young girls how to deal with the effects of cancer, make up tutorials so little girls could have their eye lashes and eye brows back, she taught little girls how to embrace losing their hair. Can you imagine being completely bald as a 12 year old girl? How scary and confusing that is? Talia dealt with this in the best way possible, going out their and showing the world you should not be ashamed of this. Talia is extremely sick, she has signed the do not resuscitate papers and has not eaten in 5 days, all she can do right now is sleep the pain away and wake up to vomit. Talia doesn’t deserve this and although I never knew her in person I felt close to her as she shared so much with the world. As much as it breaks my heart that talia is off the meds and will soon pass away, I have no doubt she will be a guardian angel to all those who suffer and a shining light to children for years to come. Talia deserved a life of health and joy and I hope someday when she has passed, she will get that. Even if you are not religious, say a little prayer or cross your fingers that Talia will always be safe and pain free wherever she is.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:52am UTC
    To be perfectly honest, you'll never fully understand or fully relate to Taylor Swift's song Fifteen until you actually go through your freshman year of high school.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    Reasons to date me :
    1.No one will try and steal me from you
    2.Sometimes i'm funny
    3.I can't think of anything else

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    I don't care if you hate me
    I DON'T LIVE TO PLEASE YOU

  7. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    hola. me llamo Sophie. me gusta comer pizza. adios!
    -what i learned after taking Spanish for an entire year.

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    I want to be that person who makes
    YOUR BAD DAYS BETTER
    & the one who makes you say
    I AM SO GLAD I MET HER

  9. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    I like when Google answers
    my stupid questions because it means I'm not the only one asking Google stupid questions.

  10. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 3:26am UTC
    Fifteen Small Steps To Happiness
    One. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.
    Two. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.
    Three. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.
    Four. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.
    Five. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.
    Six. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.
    Seven. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.
    Eight. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.
    Nine. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.
    Ten. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.
    Eleven. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.
    Twelve. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.
    Thirteen. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.
    Fourteen. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.
    Fifteen. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

  11. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    Today I smiled a real smile
    I was genuinely happy
    it felt good
    I just hope it lasts a while

  12. beautyinsidexox beautyinsidexox
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    Honestly
    I'm so tired of being single. I have been for 15 years of my life and nobody tries to set me up with anyone and no guy sees me for me. It gets real lonely after a while.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    To Santa Claus and Little Sisters
    By, Anonymous
    Once,
    On yellow paper, with green lines, he wrote a poem,
    And called it "Chops"
    Because that was the name of his dog,
    And that's what it was all about.
    And his teacher gave him an "A"
    and a gold star,
    And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
    And read it to all his aunts.
    That was the year his sister was born,
    With tiny toenails and no hair,
    And Father Tracy took them to the zoo
    And let them sing on the bus.
    And his mother and father kissed a lot
    And the girl around the corner sent him a Christmas card
    Signed with a row of x's.
    And his father always tucked him in at night,
    And he was always there to do it.
    Once,
    On white paper, with blue lines, he wrote another poem.
    And he called it "Autumn"
    Because that was the name of the season
    And that's what it was all about.
    And his teacher gave him an "A"
    And told him to write more clearly.
    And his mother didn't hang it on the kitchen door
    Because the door
    Had just been painted
    That was the year his sister got glasses,
    With black frames and thick lenses
    And the kids told him why mother and father
    Kissed a lot.
    And Father Tracy smoked cigars
    And left butts on the pews,
    And the girl around the block laughed
    When he went to see Santa Claus at Macy's
    And his father stopped tucking him in at night,
    And got mad at him when he cried for him to.
    Once,
    On paper torn from his notebook, he wrote another poem,
    And he called it "Question Marked Innocence",
    Because that was the name of his grief
    And that's what it was all about.
    And the professor gave him an "A"
    And a strange and steady look.
    And his mother never hung it on the door
    Because he never let her see it.
    That year he found his sister necking on the back porch
    And his parents never kissed, or even smiled.
    And he forgot how the end of "Apostle's Creed" went,
    And Father Tracy died.
    And the girl around the block wore too much make-up
    That made him cough when he kissed her,
    But he kissed her anyway
    Once
    At 3 a.m., he tucked himself in bed,
    His father snoring soundly.
    He tried another poem, on the back of a pack of matches,
    And he called it "absolutely nothing"
    Because that's what it was all about.
    And he gave himself an "A"
    And a slash on each damp wrist
    And hung it on the bathroom door,
    Because he couldn't reach the kitchen.

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    it’s so strange
    that autumn is so beautiful,
    but everything is really dying...

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    if you think
    I’m attractive, you probably have the world’s lowest standards

  16. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    Me: Time for homework.
    Me: *opens chemistry book*
    Me: *turns to page 56789876545789*
    Me: *labels notebook 25.8*
    Me: Wait, don't I have study hall tomorrow?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *throws chemistry book into a wall*

  17. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    THE EARTH
    WITHOUT 'ART'
    IS JUST 'EH'.
    Format by Breeze

  18. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    I've started calling ninjas with red hair 'ginjas'.
    They dislike it.

  19. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    A baby's laugh is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.
    Unless it's 2am.
    And you're home alone.
    And you don't have a baby.

  20. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    What I've learned
    from the Hunger Games:
    In the future, everyone is Lady Gaga.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles