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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 6:24pm UTC

Me a few years ago: Fake name, fake location, fake age, fake dog name, put on a pask if someone asks for a picture, change voice if someone is calling, etc.
Me now: Hey, do guys you want to know my blood type?

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Cammie
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June 5, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Oh, you got a 97 on a test and your upset about it?
here, use my 56 to dry your tears.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC

let us have a moment of silence
for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

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BravoSierra
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May 8, 2013 12:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Disney Channel is like that one close friend
you had when you were little that grew up to be an ásshole.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:57pm UTC

this guy
at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:14pm UTC

Do you ever
just feel so awkward when you buy something
and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back
but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet
and you can feel the world
judging you from afar.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 1:53pm UTC

it sucks having a beautiful bestfriend.
she's perfect. all the guys love her,
and you're just you.

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 a.s.sholes
I love spanish

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:35pm UTC

if i ever become
famous
i’m trusting you guys
to never tell the media
about my witty.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 1:36pm UTC

do you ever get so annoyed
at everything
that you start to get mad at even little things
like a spoon clinking against a bowl
or sounds of people talking?

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 7:59pm UTC

By the time I die
I hope we have the technology to put gifs on gravestones.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 6:34pm UTC

A male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death
and still have a successful career
A female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she's shunned, mocked,
and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 2:38pm UTC

If you watch Titanic backwards, it's a heart warming tale of a ship
that jumps out of the water and saves lots of drowning people.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 7:35pm UTC

relative: so what are you learning in math?
me: that's a good question.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 7:08pm UTC

me: *leaves class to go to the bathroom*
me: *takes a scenic tour of the school*

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 2:31pm UTC

we all have that boy
He’s the boy we try to pretend we aren’t looking for
as we make our way to class.
He’s the boy that we lie about
and claim to not care about anymore.
He’s the boy that gives you the cliche butterflies,
complete with the weakness in the knees...

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 9:43pm UTC

summer is real cute until
every type of insect comes out of the eighth circle of he.ll

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 2:02pm UTC

could you imagine
if facebook and instagram got like a “seen by” note
next to your photos and then you’d know who didn’t like your photo.
I think I’d start hating people more
if that happened.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 1:03pm UTC

I girl I know posted this on facebook
"curvy girls are better; bones are for dogs, meat is for men."
Honestly, not every girl who has hip bones showing is forcing herself to be skinny. Some people naturally have a fast metabolism. A lot of girls are born without too much meat on their bodies. Other girls exercise and play a lot of sports. Some girls are happy with their bodies that way. It's their body, they can be skinny if they want, just like other girls don't do anything about their body. Some girls think it's okay to shame other girls who don't have as much meat as them. Just because someone isn't as big as you doesn't make you any better than them. Just because your hip bones show, doesn't mean you are only suited for the dogs. People don't realize that posts like that lower someone else's self-esteem as much as it does when someone posts about large people. There is nothing wrong about being underweight or skinny just as much as there is nothing wrong with being curvy. Stop shaming girls who are thin.

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