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CharliesTheName
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August 16, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Most People: Oh my god it's been a week since I had McDonalds.
Most People: I'm gonna go get a Big Mac with large fries.
Me: Oh my god it's been like 7 months since I had McDonalds.
Me: I'm gonna go make some meat loaf with my mom.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 6:49pm UTC

I turned into Squidward when I got annoyed
with all the childish people around me
I turned into Spongebob when I
decided to have fun with my life
I turned into Mr. Krabs when I tried
to save my money and not waste it
I turned into Plankton when I got obsessed
with my computer and practically married it
And I turned into Patrick when I stopped being
social and practically lived under a rock

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 8:44pm UTC

At Guitar Center
My Brother: WOW DAD THIS DRUM SET IS ON SALE
My Dad: Wow that's amazing now you only need $600 and knowledge on how to play drums
Worker: *snickers*

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CharliesTheName
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August 30, 2013 6:50pm UTC

Me: *walks by music store*
Me: *breathes heavily*
Mom: No.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 4, 2013 9:28pm UTC

The fact that I'm only 5'1" and still taller than half the guys in my grade depresses me a little bit.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 8:40pm UTC

There is a spider lowering itself over my computer
It's getting closer.
I'm going to get 7 rolls of toilet paper to fight it off.
Tell my kids I died a war hero

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 3:36pm UTC

Dear lord please let me meet a fine piece of a.ss this school year.
Amen.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 6:05pm UTC

September 10th is World Suîcîde Prevention Day.
Show your support by simply writing LOVE on your arms and wearing yellow.
Spread the word.
Credit to MusicIsLifeNuffSaid

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Me: *texts girl I like* Hey
Girl I like: *texts back* Hey I was just about to text you
Me: Oh cool
Me: *drives to jewlery store to pick an engagement ring*

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bye*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 4:55pm UTC

I’d say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished because either someone cuts me off or I stop talking because I realize that no one is listening

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bye*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 5:00pm UTC

"id date a fan"
doesnt mean
"id date a 12 year old who knows more about
me than i do"

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bye*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 4:57pm UTC

isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father
and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father
isn’t that funny

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bye*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 4:59pm UTC

imagine if your teacher was calling attendance and called you by your username

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Girl: "Am I pretty?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
Boy: "No."
Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"
Boy: "No."
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also,slept with your best friend."

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 3:14pm UTC

He broke up with me.
All because of my stupid scars.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC

in humans fetuses, the anu.s develops first, so there
has been a point in all our lives where we were literally
just an as.shole. unfortunately, a lot of people don't
seem to have developed past that stage.

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AngelwithaSecret*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 12:28pm UTC

WELCOME TO THE 21st CENTURY!!!
our phones -------> WIRELESS
cooking -------> FIRELESS
cars -------> KEYLESS
food -------> FATLESS
dresses -------> SLEEVELESS
youths -------> JOBLESS
leaders -------> SHAMELESS
relationships -------> MEANINGLESS
attitude -------> CARELESS
wives -------> FEARLESS
babies -------> FATHERLESS
feelings -------> HEARTLESS
education -------> VALUELESS
children -------> MANNERLESS
Everything is becoming less but our hopes are -------> ENDLESS
IN FACT I AM -------> SPEECHLESS

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CoolStoryBro1023
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 12:08pm UTC

If I had a dollar
for every smart thing you said....
I'd be poor ._.

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RUBBLYBUBBLYX
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 12:08pm UTC

THERE'S JUST ONE WAY TO LOOK THIN:LOOK AT THE FATTIES FIRST :D

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kelly*
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August 23, 2013 2:15am UTC

*goes back to school after a long holiday*
Me: how do you hold a pen

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