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          Me: *texts girl I like* Hey
          Girl I like: *texts back* Hey I was just about to text you
          Me: Oh cool
          Me: *drives to jewlery store to pick an engagement ring*

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Me: *texts girl I like* Hey Girl I like: *texts back* Hey I was

211 faves · 5 comments · Sep 4, 2013 4:40pm





lol · crush · haha · imnotactuallygettingmarried · funny

secondaccount · 5 years ago
hahaha soo me
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happiest* · 6 years ago
Don't forget the condom
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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* · 6 years ago
Invite me to the wedding, yeah?
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spence* · 6 years ago
well then you should invite all of the people on witty since you're having a wedding soon
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Everybodydotheflop · 6 years ago
And you want me to be the Maid of Honour, got it.
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