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TheMascaraSeries
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July 9, 2012 4:38pm UTC

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JustWaiting
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June 29, 2012 2:46pm UTC

Whenever there's nothing good on tv,
I make a hate quote about one direction
and the comments keep me amused for hours.

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AustinH
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June 29, 2012 8:02pm UTC

FUN FACT:
People born in 1994-1999
have lived in three decades,
two centuries,
and two millenniums.
And they are not even 18 yet.

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yourcool
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June 29, 2012 2:06pm UTC

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SetUpToFail
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June 29, 2012 1:16am UTC

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No I will NOT click on your link so you can win One Direction tickets. No thank you.
format by neversaynever16

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megan00000
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June 29, 2012 1:26am UTC

That one friend,
THAT YOU GREET WITH AN INSULT.
nmf

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Fake_a_smile
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June 29, 2012 7:06pm UTC

I have one piece of corn.
Hence, I have a unicorn.

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poodlelomein35
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June 29, 2012 9:28am UTC

If a mle twins married female twins and had kids
would their babies look the same?
random thoughts I have during the day (:

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yourcool
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June 29, 2012 1:16pm UTC

Oh, you go to church?
ls that holy water in those tequila bottles?

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Spoiler Alert!
Miley Cyrus is Hannah Montana!

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 6:06pm UTC

If I ever have a son,
I am naming him Steve.
I will then show him Witty,
That way, he'll know everything he needs to about girls.
And, I shall train him to be a genius like Steve & Steve Jobs,
Then, I will be a very rich, proud mother.

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BlackButterflies
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June 29, 2012 5:34am UTC

things you need to remember
(no matter how much you like him):
- you were alive before you met him, and you will continue living after he's gone
- even though you think he's amazing, he is a person, and people make mistakes.
- don't let what he thinks of you change what you think of yourself
- listen to what other people say about him, because sometimes they see what you can't
- he is not your whole world. you are your whole world, and he is just a big part of it.

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yourcool
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June 29, 2012 12:48pm UTC

Every 60 seconds in Africa,
a minute passes.

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missniamh0987
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June 29, 2012 7:49am UTC

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Anybody else remember "Neds declassified school survival guide?"
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Format credit to Narwhallayouts

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rebecca_smiles
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June 28, 2012 11:45pm UTC

The Wanted is a boy band from the UK but you don't see a million quotes about them.

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LandonIsWitty
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June 29, 2012 2:58pm UTC

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Simpsonizer143
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June 29, 2012 3:16pm UTC

The Reason
we're all so fast at typing is because of
Club Penguin

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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smileetweetzz
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June 29, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Valorie You may have chemistry with her, but you have history with me.
26 minutes ago ·1 comment · 15 likes posted via iphone
Dalton You got your class schedule already??
13 minutes ago ago · 63 Like
nmq & nmf

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rebecca*
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June 28, 2012 9:19pm UTC

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