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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    i had a dream that leonardo dicaprio was hitting on me.
    he asked me what my sign was so i told him dicapricorn and then i woke myself up laughing.

  2. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    - Are you an angel?
    - No, why?
    - Well my mum told me that those who have marked wrists are angels.
    - I'm not an angel though.
    - Of course you are. Mum said that only angels harm theirselves
    because they don't like life on earth. This world is destroying
    them so they try to return back home in heaven. They are too
    sensitive to the pain of others and their own.
    - You know, your mum is very wise.
    - Thank you, she is also an angel but she has already returned home.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    things just aren't the same for me, and i'm kinda sad about it.

  5. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    mostly i am ashamed of sticking around
    for a person who makes me feel this way.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    blood is thicker than water but
    maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically, pancakes are more important than family.

  7. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 3:06pm UTC
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    "My name is Junie B Jones. The
    B stands for Beatrice. except
    I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all."
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  8. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 11:55am UTC
    I crave you
    in the most
    innocent form.
    I crave to say
    good night
    and give you
    forehead kisses
    and to say
    that I adore you
    when you feel
    at your worst.
    I crave you
    in ways
    where I just
    want to be
    next to you
    and nothing
    more or less.

  9. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 1:03pm UTC
    I girl I know posted this on facebook
    "curvy girls are better; bones are for dogs, meat is for men."
    Honestly, not every girl who has hip bones showing is forcing herself to be skinny. Some people naturally have a fast metabolism. A lot of girls are born without too much meat on their bodies. Other girls exercise and play a lot of sports. Some girls are happy with their bodies that way. It's their body, they can be skinny if they want, just like other girls don't do anything about their body. Some girls think it's okay to shame other girls who don't have as much meat as them. Just because someone isn't as big as you doesn't make you any better than them. Just because your hip bones show, doesn't mean you are only suited for the dogs. People don't realize that posts like that lower someone else's self-esteem as much as it does when someone posts about large people. There is nothing wrong about being underweight or skinny just as much as there is nothing wrong with being curvy. Stop shaming girls who are thin.

  10. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    I've won;
    Last chemotherapy treatment on 5/28/2013
    Now, on with living my life.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    if i ever become famous i'm going to
    create this fake account for every popular network out there and be a part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we'll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it's me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Saying "dad and mom" just feels wrong.
    kind of like saying "josh and drake".

  13. DANMOON DANMOON
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    To realize the value of ONE YEAR
    ask a student who failed a grade
    To realize the value of ONE MONTH
    ask a monther who gave birth to a premature baby
    To realize the value of ONE WEEK
    ask the editor of a weekly newspaper
    To realize the value of ONE DAY
    ask the person who was born on February 29th
    To realize the value of ONE HOUR
    ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
    To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
    ask the person who missed the train
    To realize the vaulue of ONE SECOND
    ask the person who just advoided an accident
    To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
    ask the person who won silver medal in the olympics

  14. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:33am UTC
    I know you don't care, but,
    My Daddy comes home from Iraq tomorrow!♥

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Pick her up
    and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
    She'll scream and fight you,
    but secretly, she'll love it.
    Hold her hand while you talk.
    Hold her hand when you drive.
    Just hold her hand.
    Tell her she looks pretty.
    Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
    Protect her.
    Tell her stupid jokes.
    Tickle her, even when she says stop.
    When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
    Let her fall asleep in your arms.
    Get her mad, then kiss her.
    Tease her and let her tease you back.
    Kiss her on the cheek.
    Kiss her on the forehead.
    Just kiss her.
    Let her wear your clothes.
    Go slow.
    Don't push anything.
    When you fall in love with her, tell her.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Keep this in mind
    One day,there's going to be a guy
    Who's going to love you , your body, your smile
    They way you walk , the way you talk , the way you laugh.
    He's going to love you and you are going to feel confident
    and on top of the world
    One day , you won't feel insecure.
    Your day is coming,
    I promise.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    shoutout to the 90s kids for being
    the proudest of their decade for no apparent reason.

  18. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:36am UTC
    You die twice.
    Once when your physical body dies and once more when your name is spoken for the last time.

  19. xstaybeautiful xstaybeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the Connecticut shooting,
    a man went into a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his ex-girlfriend. After he shot her, most people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It's like the Aurora, Colorado theater story plus a restaurant.
    Now aren't you wondering why this isn't a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting?
    There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. She pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone.
    So, since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened.
    Only the local media covered it. The city gave her a medal.
    Just thought you'd like to know.

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