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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Have you ever wondered
which hurts the most:
saying something and wishing you had not,
or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

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animallovers46
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Nerd Girl Problems #4:
When you love a song so much, you want to examine the metaphorical meaning.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jezzay
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:54pm UTC

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he neverlands.
I love this joke because it never grows old.

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Shanaynor
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:34pm UTC

At home: COUGH HACK WHEEZE COUGH DIE
At the doctors: .... I swear I'm sick.... Just gimme a sec....

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 3:31pm UTC

i still can't work out how the majority of the teenage girl population manages to look good wearing a big woolen sweater with a messy bun.
when i wear that, i look like i died and someone dragged me out of the grave and back into the living world by my hair.

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SomeRandomDude
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 6:42pm UTC

If someone came up to you and handed you a book, and you started reading it and realized it was a book about your entire life, would you read it until the end?
NMQ

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 1:50pm UTC

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Most 6th graders on Witty: Guise the kid i lyke asked me out!!11!1!11 Hes mi bf now. I luv him <3
Most 7th graders on Witty: I think he knows I like him!! Help me? My life is over!!
Most 8th graders on Witty: Ugh forever alonneee
Most 9th graders on Witty: Maybe I should just marry food?
Most 10th graders on Witty: I really like someone, but he'll never like me back so I'm not saying anything.
Most 11th graders on Witty: If you want to talk about guys problems get off this site.
Most 12th graders/older on Witty: Guys your day will come one day. No need to stress about it now; you have your whole llife ahead of you.

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Waffle
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 6:00pm UTC

I think its time to shave my legs
"MOTHER, FETCH THE LAWN MOWER"

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Cammie
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Where can I buy skinny genes?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC

do you ever
make a huge scene
and then march off to your bedroom but
eventually you get hungry and you
feel like you can’t leave your room because you
want to prove a point or something
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 12:13pm UTC

i was in line at target
just trying to buy some
ice cream and this
baby was screaming its soul out.
Anyways, the mom turned
around and looked
me straight in the eyes with the
most monotone voice and said
“birth control….
Use birth control…”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 2:53pm UTC

You know that quiet girl in class?
Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

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acc_1029
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 1:53pm UTC

"Look at this b/tch flashing her gang signs at me!"
"Grandma, please, she's deaf.."

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 3:57pm UTC

Kid: Sir, why do we take English?
Teacher: It's required.
Kid: I mean like why is it called English class?
Teacher: We speak English.
Kid: No, we don't. We speak American.
Teacher:
Class:
Kid: I mean people in England speak English. We speak American. We don't use the words they do, adn they don't use the words we do. Therefore we don't really speak English, we just use some of their words.
Teacher:
Class:
Kid:
Me: Whoa, man. That was deep. I think I just teared up a bit.
Kid: -.-
We decided that he was actually kind of right though..

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cheeeeeer
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 9:51pm UTC

Some kid in my class: Hey what direction do five gay boys walk in?
Me: Grab four of your friends and let's see.
Class: Oooooohhh...
I feel really good today.

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xxsteffany25xx
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Rules of A Gentlemen #236:
When your holding hands,
squeeze hers from time to time.
It will surely make her look at you & smile.
♥

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acc_1029
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 1:42pm UTC

Monday: No.
Tuesday: Ugh.
Wednesday: Why.
Thursday: Omg.
Friday: Finally.
Saturday: Yes.
Sunday: Crying.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 8:49pm UTC

Admit it, you've googled yourself.

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