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Bravosierra*
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October 4, 2012 10:26pm UTC

Am I the only girl.
Whose afraid to eat infront of their boyfriend?

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 4, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Somebody died last night.
I didn't.
Somebody didn't wake up this morning.
I did.
I'm happy I got to live today.
And you should be too.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoxocaitlin5499
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October 4, 2012 8:10pm UTC

Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started hanging out with the current President Obama who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to DC, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to listen to Obama speak, he'd be like, "Why didn't you support my idea?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so ignorant of America's needs?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Democrats pool party, I was like, "Mitt, I can't invite you, because I think you're a republican." I mean, I couldn't have a Republican at my party! There were going to be Democrats there with their human rights. I mean, right? He was a REPUBLICAN. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her..it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of politics because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the presidential election, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's trying to make airplane windows roll down

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silently-dreaming*
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October 4, 2012 9:29pm UTC

*Yesterday in English class*
Random Girl: (To teacher when he's walking away) Hey! Hey! You! You!
Random Guy: I don't like your girlfriend!
Best Guy Friend: No way! No way! I think you need a new one!
Both Guys: HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Both Guys: HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE ME!
Some other dudes: HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I KNOW IT'S NOT A SECRET!
Everyone: HEY HEY YOU YOU I WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!
Teacher:You're so fine, I really wanna make you mine... Well this is awkward...
yep, this actually happened. let's just say my class is musically talented.

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sammy*
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October 4, 2012 9:58pm UTC

When your crush does something cute,
and you're just sittin' there, like
really? are you trying to kill me?

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peacelovelax13
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October 4, 2012 7:46pm UTC

Obama? No.
Romney? No.
I'm voting for Regina George because she got pushed infront of a bus.

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HakunaaMatata
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October 4, 2012 8:47pm UTC

At school...
I RISK MY PHONES LIFE JUST TO TEXT YOU.

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jadamaani
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October 4, 2012 9:15pm UTC

" Im not crazy. My mother had me tested. "
Sheldon Cooper ♥

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cheetah678
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October 4, 2012 7:49pm UTC

Bully: Your such a nerd!
Me: No im not.
Bully: Then what are you?
Me: Smarter than you.
nmoq(not my original quote)

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MsMinty101
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October 4, 2012 5:33pm UTC

Today,
we had to run the mile. We had to get under 15 minutes, of course. But the special needs kids were over 15 minutes, but when I looked, all the popular guys were running with them, encouraging them.
I haven't lost hope just yet. ♥

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alybear8
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October 4, 2012 8:22pm UTC

We all have that really smart friend
We all have that really pretty friend
We all have that really funny friend
We all have that really random friend
We all have that really sexual friend
And
We all have that friend who is crazy as f.uck
And then you notice you are all of those mixed together

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98kitty98
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October 4, 2012 8:17pm UTC

So my Algebra teacher likes cruel and unusual punishments.
Today he made a student do the MC Hammer dance and sing " U Can't Touch This" because almost fell asleep in class.
Cookiedoughformats

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lisalacrosse97
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October 4, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Me: *walking out of spanish class*
Boy from my school: Hey, you should join the french club!
Me: But i don't know fr-
Boy: WE HAVE FREE FOOD.
Me: I'm in.

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Fake_a_smile
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October 4, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Teacher: I think that Obama was really weak in the debate
Student: Yeah. Obama needs to grow some balls.
Teacher: Do not use derogatory slang like that in school.
Student: Oh, sorry. Obama needs to develop some metaphorical male genitalia.
Teacher: ...
Teacher: ...Okay, so, on a different note..
...true story.

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never_forget
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October 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

it's so strange that autumn is so beautful
when everything is actually dying.♥

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ThatsSoMeee
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October 5, 2012 4:26pm UTC

When people say
'You’re young, you’ll meet more people'.
Yes , I’m young .
Yes , I’ll meet other people .
But I just want to experience what it’s like
to have so much love for someone
and have them love you back .
I want to experience pain , happiness, care, love, hate.
So when the time comes ,
I’ll know how to take care of myself and stay strong .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LacedRibbon
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October 5, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Steve's married.
So if he knocks up his wife and she has a daughter...
I think he'll be prepared.

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