ForeverHidingBehindASmile

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 8, 2012 4:53pm UTC

The more annoying the toy is,
the longer the battery lasts.

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 5, 2012 8:55pm UTC

Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 5, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Girl becomes pregnant.
People say, "She's too young to have a baby."
Girl considers abortion.
"Baby-killer."
Girl considers adoption.
"Can't believe she's going to just give her baby away."
Girl keeps baby.
"How can she afford to keep the baby?"
Girl gets job.
"How can she stand to be away from her baby all day like that?"
Girl becomes stay-at-home-mom.
"She probably doesn't do anything all day."
Girl stops hanging out with friends.
"She's changed since she had that baby."
Girl goes out.
"She's always partying."
Girl wants to break up with crappy boyfriend.
"Nobody knows what it means to work things out anymore."
Girl wants to stay with crappy boyfriend.
"She's stupid.
Girl eats burger.
"Fatty."
Girl eats salad.
"She must be one of those anorexic health freaks."
Girl is overprotective of her child.
"You're overreacting."
Girl let's her child play without her.
"Where is that kid's mom?"
Girl spanks her child.
"Call Child Protective Services!"
Girls refuses to spank her child.
"Her kids are gonna be such brats."
No matter what you do, people will talk. So do what is best for YOU, not everyone else.

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 5, 2012 8:31pm UTC

You say, this is suicide.
I say, this is a war.

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 5, 2012 8:10pm UTC

It's funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about the end of the world, and here we are, two months away from December, and everyone has forgotten.

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 5, 2012 7:54pm UTC

I'm not ever going bungee-jumping. You know why?
Broken rubber brought me into this world, and it ain't taking me back out.

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 4, 2012 11:20pm UTC

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!
1. Put tape over nose and mouth.
2. Die.

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 4, 2012 8:34pm UTC

And Satan said, "Let's put the alphabet in math."

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 4, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Somebody died last night.
I didn't.
Somebody didn't wake up this morning.
I did.
I'm happy I got to live today.
And you should be too.

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 4, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Everyone complains about how it's Monday and how no one likes it.
Instead of complaining that it's Monday and you have to go to school or work, be happy that you just woke up in the first place. That you have the opportunity to live another day.
Because not everyone got to make it to this Monday.

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 4, 2012 7:09pm UTC

You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 4, 2012 6:35pm UTC

"Where are you from?"
"Earth."
"No, I mean what state were you born in?"
"Infancy."

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 4, 2012 6:31pm UTC

Cute guy at lunch: "You're really pretty, you know that?"
Me: *nervous-laughs, sprays crumbs everywhere and starts choking*

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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October 4, 2012 6:28pm UTC

She wears short skirts,
I eat pizza,
She's cheer captain,
And I'm still eating pizza.