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jadamaani

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Member Since: 15 Nov 2010 11:23pm

Last Seen: 21 Jul 2013 06:30am

Location: Australia.

Gender: F

user id: 134161

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  1. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 6:11am UTC
    *Tumblr Witty Profiles Blog*
    Anonymous asked: Are there dating ads on Witty because we're all forever alone?
    Steve: maybe.

  2. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 5:47am UTC
    If something bad happens, you drink in an attempt to forget.
    If something good happens, you drink in order to celebrate
    And if nothing happens, you drink to make something happen.
    Charles Bukowski.
    Moral of the story: become an alcoholic♥
    im kidding, please dont. :3

  3. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 5:34am UTC
    *Tumblr Witty Profiles Blog*
    kendiee2 asked: See Steve, this is why we love you. We don't know you or if
    Steve is your name but you're like an awkward father figure to all of us lost
    Wittians! Thank you so much<3
    Steve: Thanks. Now go do your homework and take out the trash.

  4. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:26am UTC
    Found this in the newspaper recently.
    " Same s-x marriage will obviously lead to
    people marrying animals.
    It will also lead to group marriages where
    three or more individuals will want to marry
    each other.
    Some people will demand to marry THINGS
    such as rocks or trees or caves.
    Then people will fall in love with mountains,
    forests and rivers, and want to marry them.
    This will lead to people wanting to marry
    landscapes and entire ecosystems including
    vast herds of buffalo or wildebeest...
    ... which will lead to the ultimate disaster:
    humans falling in love with the Earth and
    wanting to live in peace with it 'til death they do part ♥ "
    *if you guys didnt get it, the author is being sarcastic
    please dont hate. i thought it was really clever.

  5. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 4:42am UTC
    That annoying moment when a
    meme is used incorrectly ♥

  6. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    " Im not crazy. My mother had me tested. "
    Sheldon Cooper ♥

  7. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    and she says:
    "happiness aint free
    EVERYBODY FIGHTS JUST LIKE ME"

  8. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you
    get outwitted by a little kid♥
    or is that just me?

  9. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Those ambidextrous girls who can
    paint their nails perfectly on both hands♥
    i freaking wish. >.<

  10. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    Life if too short to spend time with people who suck the
    happiness out of you.

  11. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 8:11am UTC
    So today in English class I was casually browsing
    through fonts for my assignment on the homesless.
    My bestfriend suggested I used Hobo STD as a font.
    i love her♥

  12. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 4:57am UTC
    When I'm right, nobody remembers.
    When I'm wrong, nobody forgets.
    my quote.

  13. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 4:41am UTC
    Be the voice, not the echo
    Be the person, not the shadow
    my quote.

  14. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    texting bestfriend
    D: i wanna throw somebody..
    me: throw a pencil at a wall
    D:.a wall isnt living, u so silly
    me: draw a face on it then
    D: im not that lonely >.>
    me: 'forever alone..'
    D: is you. nobody loves you, you go looking for nobody
    me: o: im not forever alone, im.. forever available ;D
    D: no, youre not.
    me: okay.

  15. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:24am UTC
    I'm one of those people
    who should be sitting in
    a corner, wearing a straight
    jacket andwrapped up in
    chains because I'm a
    hazard to society.

  16. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:09am UTC
    Dear Darla,
    I hate your stinking guts.
    You make me vomit.
    Youre the scum between my toes.
    Love Alfalfa♥

  17. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 5:11am UTC
    sent to the principles office for giving a teacher 'attitude'
    me: *walks into office*
    principle: *turns around in chair* ive been expecting you..
    me:
    principle: .
    me:
    principle:
    me: uhh...
    principle: that is all. now leave you muggle! *turns back around in chair*
    i love my school<3

  18. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    hilarious april fools joke
    2011
    him: mum, i got my girlfriend pregnant
    mum: WHAT? how dare you dishonour the family name!
    him: april fools!
    2012
    him: mum, i didnt get my girlfriend pregnant
    mum: good boy son, im so proud of you
    him: april fools...
    mum: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!
    made me laugh soo much(;

  19. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 4:00am UTC
    convo between me and my bestfriend
    her: camel
    me: penguin
    her: turtle
    me: llama
    her: doney
    me: spastic white assed hairy mother f**ker!!
    her:
    me:
    her:
    me:
    her: dead.
    i love her <3

  20. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 3:49am UTC
    me getting yelled at by my mum
    mum: where do you think youre going?
    me: give me a second I..
    mum: yes?
    me: i need to get my story straight
    mum: ... and where exactly are your friends?
    me: my friends are in the bathroom
    mum: umm.. okay? doing what exactly?
    me: getting higher than the empire state
    mum:
    me:
    mum:
    me:
    mum: toniiggghhtttt, weee areee youuunng
    me:
    mum:
    me:
    mum: i'll give you $20, dont tell anyone about this
    me: deal.
    and thats how i made $20 today(:

:)

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