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writtenrain*
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July 26, 2012 5:30pm UTC

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SockMonkey423
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August 8, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Here's to the kids who:
remember Lola Martinez, not Tori Vega.
remember That's so Raven, not A.N.T. farm.
remember Phil , before he went back to the future.
remember Megan Parker, not Carly Shay.
remember Zack & Cody, before they lived on a boat.
remember when T.V. was good.

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AwesomeUsername
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August 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC

My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends:
Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's.
My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.

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Infinity on high*
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August 4, 2012 11:13pm UTC

i saw a photo taken of a boy's facebook page- (he was probably about, 18-20.)
Another boy had commented, he said,
"your girlfriend is HOT."
This is how the boy replied:
"My girlfriend is 'hot?' My girlfriend is 'hot?' You have the entire english language with it's vast spectrum of adjectives to descibe my girl friend, and you settle for 'hot?!'
My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful. My girlfriend is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing and radiant. She's a stunner- she'll take your breath away before you have the hcance to introduce yourself. Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. She's a fireball that i can barely handle, but i can tell you that you wouldn't stand a chance. She has a mind that can tear yours to shreds, considering the one you chose to describe her with is 'hot.'
Don't ever degrade my girlfriend like that again."
^^ that's what he said, word for word. wow.

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k4sper
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July 31, 2012 1:35pm UTC

*My older sister comes into the house, into the living room where I'm sitting with my dad and brothers, wearing a weird hat that her friend apparently dared her to wear*
Me: What's that? O_o
My older sister: A hat.
My dad: ... CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT!
My older brother: Overslept, hair unsightly-
My younger brother: - tryna' look like Keira Knightley!
My older brother: We've been there, we've done that-
My dad: *Points dramatically at my older sister* WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT!
This actually just happened... Oh my god, I live with a bunch of freaks.

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shadysback
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August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
Student: Gymnastics
Student: Swimming
Student: Track
Student: Volleyball
Me: Tom Daley

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xlivelaughlove524x
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August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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sydkid123
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July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC

olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

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xstaybeautiful
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July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

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littleleftofthemiddle
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August 18, 2012 7:31pm UTC

A Very Short Lesson in Psychology
. when a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
. when a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
. when a person talks less and talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
. when a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
. when a person cries about little things, that person is softhearted
. when someone asks a person about you, even if the somone is busy, they really love you.
i learned a lot of new things about myself...like...wut?

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Bravosierra*
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August 18, 2012 1:13pm UTC

Ohmygosh.
He's so hot.
I wonder if he thinks I'm cute.
Should I say hi?
Wait. What if I seem creepy?
I'll be like heyy ;)
No. Should I wink?
No. Wait. Don't walk away from me.
I love you.
You're beautiful, in every single way.
Oh wait, he's walking this way.
Okay. Smile.
Don't seem like a creeper.
He smiled back.
"Heyyyyy."
I want some food.
Ugh. I could be playing call of duty right now
Hey, cute girl.
What's up cutie ;)?
Oh wait. She'll think I'm weird.
Damn. Oh wait. Where's my mom?
Okay. Maybe she's over there.
Mom where are you.
No wait she's right next to the cute girl.
Oh wow. She smiled.
Cute smile girl ;)
"Heyyy."
She said hey, what do I say?
Let me smile back.
"Hey."
wow. I sounded stupid.
I want food.
MYQUOTE.
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xXNicoleyyXx
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 10:13pm UTC

If a boy ever sang to me
I would probably melt into a puddle of asdfghjkl;
NMF

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skyscraper13
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August 20, 2012 12:05pm UTC

I always yell, "Oww," even
if i'm not hurt, just incase.

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ChasingDreams
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August 23, 2012 2:21pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Help, there is a stalker man that's following me home!?
So two weeks ago I went to this party with my friends and we knew everyone there except this one guy. At first I thought it was just me that didn't know him, but i asked my friend and a couple other people throughout the night and they said they didnt know him either. Anyways, my friend dropped me off a little ways from my house. When i was walking to my house that night the guy from the party was like slowly walking behind me. I wasn't scared at first but then when I kept crossing streets he would follow me, and when I looked at him he was smiling all funny. Anyways, I ran home and locked my door super fast after that. I was scared as heck! Today the same thing happened! I haven't told anyone yet, but now I'm scared! What should i do?
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
You should move that boookshelf out of the way of the window. It's blocking my view.
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iloveyou10101
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August 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Today I learned #1
Jim Cummings, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, calls sick children in the hospital and talks to them in character.
nmf/nmq

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ThisRandomGirl
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August 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC

*listening to Shut Up And Drive by Rihanna in the car*
Mom: I like this song!What is it called?
Me: Shut up and drive.
Mom: Excuse me?!?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Pick her up
and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
She'll scream and fight you,
but secretly, she'll love it.
Hold her hand while you talk.
Hold her hand when you drive.
Just hold her hand.
Tell her she looks pretty.
Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
Protect her.
Tell her stupid jokes.
Tickle her, even when she says stop.
When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Get her mad, then kiss her.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Kiss her on the cheek.
Kiss her on the forehead.
Just kiss her.
Let her wear your clothes.
Go slow.
Don't push anything.
When you fall in love with her, tell her.

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
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August 24, 2012 4:03pm UTC

"Ha! You flinched!"
"No sh*t, you almost hit me in the f*cking face!"

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hermione23katniss
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August 23, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Me in the morning: Wow did I lose weight or something....?.
Me after lunch: I'm so fat omg what is this
Me in the afternoon: I'm gonna start my diet right now
Me eating Dinner: Curves are beautiful. I am beautiful.
Me after Dinner: I hate myself.
Me in the middle of the night: I'm hungry but I don't wanna wake up.

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