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confused*
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February 3, 2014 6:17pm UTC

If an intruder ever comes to f/cking murder you. You throw your mother f/cking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever f/ck around with you if you did that.

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MadiCakes
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February 3, 2014 7:41pm UTC

That awkward moment when the goverment thinks they choose who I can and can't marry.

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MadiCakes
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February 3, 2014 11:04pm UTC

Seriously, I don't know exactly when the UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but appearently it isn't coming back for them.

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batmancupcake57girl
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March 12, 2013 3:40pm UTC

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Dishonored*
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January 10, 2014 11:35am UTC

One time, my mom made soup
(wow, my mom can cook?)
and she made it seriously under-
seasoned, so I took the lid off of
this huge freaking pot of soup,
grabbed the salt shaker, and
violently started shaking it up
and down, maniacally yelling
"SOOODIUUUUMMMM!!!!"
while looking her dead in the
eyes. She hid the salt for a
couple of days, she still
under-seasons the soup,
and my family refers to that
moment anytime I use salt
for anything. I wish I was joking.

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Bec*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 10:05pm UTC

Have you ever not liked anyone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all, then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kinda freeze and think
oh
oh no

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incompetent*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 7:52pm UTC

me: ah yes, i feel like i've done well on that test
some student: *gets higher grade than me*
me: i'm sorry, did i give you permission to rain on my parade?

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*crybaby*
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January 1, 2014 8:20pm UTC

reads book: *favourite character dies*
me: maybe if i read this again he won't die this time

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Heartless17*
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January 1, 2014 9:29pm UTC

Yes.
No.
To get to the other side.
1.77245

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ifyouthinkyouknowmeyoudontknowanything
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 2:57pm UTC

Run you clever boy, and remember.

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someoneinhiding
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 12:46pm UTC

i may not have the best vocabulary
but vocabulary is not what poetry is
For it is not the vocabulary that makes the poet
but the poet that makes the vocabulary instead

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MacySapphire
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 1:21pm UTC

Dear cool people,
they didnt name a candy after you did they??
Sincerly nerds
*not to be offensive to nerds

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Totalwhovian10*
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December 31, 2013 11:36pm UTC

I got the master a
drum set one year for
christmas
it was hilarious!
-the doctor

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yourcool
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December 31, 2013 3:05pm UTC

my backpack has been sitting
in the same corner of my bedroom since i got home for break

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:15pm UTC

People:You're only a true fan if you were there from the start.
Me:IM SORRY I WAS BUSY BEING A FCKING FETUS. BEING A "TRUE FAN" WASN'T REALLY MY MAIN CONCERN.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:15pm UTC

quick personality test:
say "hey now" in a group of people and see if they respond with "you're an allstar" or "this is what dreams are made of"

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:19pm UTC

if anyone ever tells you that
you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say "not for free"

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 5:14am UTC

I started my night playing
my nintendo 3ds while
watching netflix, and I'm
ending it reading the history
of vibrators and I'm not even
going to pretend to know
what happened.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 5:20pm UTC

What if in like 20 years,
everything scientists
thought they knew ends
up being something
completely different, and
our kids will come home
telling us everything they
learned at school that
day and we'll all just be
like "wtf? that's not how
it goes. that never happened."
and we'll be like all those
old people that don't believe
99% of the stuff in textbooks?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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