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Dishonored*
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February 23, 2014 5:41am UTC

my tombstone: I did it for the s.hits and giggles.

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heartofstones
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February 23, 2014 10:07am UTC

That moment when someone you barely know ends up in your dream. How does that happen??

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FreakingPip*
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February 23, 2014 9:59am UTC

Being a person is so hard.

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Ashbeyou20
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February 23, 2014 9:39am UTC

Real Friend:
-Cares like a mom.
-Scolds like a dad.
-Teases like a sister.
-Irritates like a brother.
-Loves more than a lover.

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DanielaMN
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February 23, 2014 10:58am UTC

Little borther: *comes in my room pointing a toy syringe at me*
Little brother: Just one shot *creepy smile*
Me: Ugh, fine * show him my arm* here
Little brother: *hysterical laugh*
Little brother: * storms out of my room*
Me:
Little sister:
Little brother: * comes in after 2 seconds*
Little brother: *creepy laugh* I have you blood now*
Ooooookay lol

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Fay*
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February 23, 2014 2:17pm UTC

me: *falls down*
mom: what was that noise?
me: my shirt fell
mom: sounded heavier than a shirt
me: i was in it when it fell

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*crybaby*
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February 24, 2014 12:28am UTC

as Daft Punk walk onstage to accept their Grammy they remove their helmets to reveal they are both Ashton Kutcher and you've all been Daft Punk'd

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SuperNovaChic
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February 24, 2014 12:10pm UTC

Beyonce: If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it.
Me: *throws ring at pizza*
Me: *throws ring at laptop*
Me: *throws ring at wi-fi router*
Me: *throws ring at llama* :D

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SANDD*
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February 24, 2014 12:12pm UTC

I'm literally my own best friend. I have
inside jokes with
myself, and
sometimes I'll start
laughing out loud at
how funny I am.

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mads*
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February 14, 2014 7:56pm UTC

shout out to the denmark zoo for killing a giraffe unsensibly in front of a crowd
(including small children)
then in front of crowd, butcher it and feed it to the lions

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KayleighJean
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February 14, 2014 7:47pm UTC

I live in constant fear of being sh*t on by a bird.

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xSarahKatex*
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February 14, 2014 6:18pm UTC

worst enemy: you look soo ugly today :)me: *gasp* omg thank you so much really?! (/.\) :) my goal was to try and look like you today! guess i reached it! :D

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shutupandlistentotechno
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February 6, 2014 10:18pm UTC

"So they dug your grave in the masquerade..."

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MadiCakes
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February 5, 2014 6:29pm UTC

when i was at McDonalds this really cute guy took my order, and he asked me 10 times what size drink i wanted., i finally answered with "i like your face"....
i'm an awesome flirter.

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writtenrain*
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February 4, 2014 12:47pm UTC

2007 was seven years ago
I honestly have no idea how to react to that

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Lmirela589
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February 3, 2014 5:04pm UTC

It's funny how you can tell when someone likes someone else.
But you can't tell when someone likes you.

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MadiCakes
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February 3, 2014 5:50pm UTC

Story Time!
One time when I was on my period, I got Mcdonalds. The lady gave me COLD FRIES.
I was so mad and sad I dumped the fries on the counter, yelled at the lady asked her to try
and eat this sh/itty excuse of a fry for herself.
She said sorry I started crying and asked her why she hated me. My mum was so embarrassed.

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confused*
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February 3, 2014 6:11pm UTC

it’s not you’re* or your* it’s all Mine
everything is Mine

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