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2infinityandbeyond
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August 15, 2012 10:09pm UTC

credittorunningislife
I hate pretty girls.
'Cause like, they're so pretty...
and I'm all potatoey.

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smoshandtosh224
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Tyga: "Drop, drop it on a b/tch, make it nasty."
People: "His music is life changing, and he is so inspirational."
blink-182: "Are you afraid of being alone? Cause I am, I am lost without you."
People: "This sucks."
Nicki Minaj: "You a stupid h0e."
People: "She is a great role model!"
The Offspring: "Chances thrown, nothing's free, longing for what used to be. Still it's hard, hard to see, fragile lives, shattered dreams."
People: "This is sh/t."
Flo-Rida: "Blow my whistle, baby."
People: "He is sooooo talented."
Led Zeppelin: "In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings 'Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven."
People: "Ew, gross, that's for old people."
-.-

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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 2:08pm UTC

"Give it to me!" she yelled,
"I'm so wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream
all she wanted,
but I was keeping the umbrella.

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gogoyoable
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 2:38pm UTC

if I was a boy,
I'd be the best boyfriend ever..

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 12:22pm UTC

Sometimes I get really angry at the way bologna is spelled.

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makeitunforgettable
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Me: *comes home after hanging out with friends* Hey Mom.
Mom: Hey. Did you come home safely?
Me: No Mom, I died three times on the way here.

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PoisonIvy
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Witty says I will get
945 faves on this
quote.
But hey. No pressure.
0 7

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Bladez
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 10:12pm UTC

I dont actually hate beliebers. I hate @plasticbieber.

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xHello
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 6:49pm UTC

I don't exercise to be healthy.
I exercise to look sexy as f/ck, naked.

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* * * *
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 4:46pm UTC

"Low Battery!"
Well apparently you have
enough to remind me every
two seconds.

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justice6896
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 11:40pm UTC

BRITISH: "Ello beautiful, how are you my love?"
AUSTRALIAN: " G'day mate! "
CANADIAN: "Eh?"
AMERICAN: " Ayy shawty, whaddup ? "
Press the ♥ if you agree !

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Soniaxx16
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July 18, 2012 12:37pm UTC

Society: EveryGirl Is Beautiful.
Fat Girl: Really?
Skinny Girl: Really?
Curvy Girl: Really?
White Girl: Really?
Preppy Girl: Really?
Black Girl: Really?
Society: Waait, let's be more Specific........
You need to have Boobs the size of Canada, An a** that will put Nicki Minaj to shame. Perfect non-spotty skin that looks even better without Make-up, Straight white teeth that will blind someone who looks at them without sunglasses. Hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of Rainbows and Unicorn tears, Eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, Soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because Guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
Girls:....
Society:
Girls:....
Society:
Girls:....
Society: Why Is Everyone Getting So Depressed?
STOP JUDGING PEOPLE. JUST STOP.

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