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couldntfindagoodusername

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Member Since: 7 Mar 2012 03:45pm

Last Seen: 30 Dec 2012 09:21pm

Birthday: August 26

user id: 281721

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  1. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her closet and a teacher was helping her and all of a sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was "YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH IN YOUR LOCKER??!!"
    i saw this on tumblr and i started laughing so hard when i read this and i think i might of started wheezing

  2. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    last name really
    first name ugly

  3. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    to the people who talk behind my back,
    you can go and stick a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall.
    have a :)) nice :)) day :))

  4. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    "Give it to me!" she yelled,
    "I'm so wet, give it to me now!"
    She could scream
    all she wanted,
    but I was keeping the umbrella.

  5. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Hate the quotes where they say "this became that and this became this", "Why did things have to changes for us 90 kids?"
    Because we grew up, we aren't going to play patty cake or play with barbies any more. Deal with it.

  6. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 1:14am UTC
    I'm in love with five homosexuals.
    a reason why i'm single.
    i know i'm probably ganna get a lot of hate for this quote, but oh well, i like one direction, you can comment you don't like them i don't care. my opinion is i like them and yours is different. why cant we agree on that(:

  7. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    *mom is downstairs*
    Mom: Are you hungry?
    Me: No mom
    Mom: what?
    Me: No
    Mom: what?
    Me: NO
    Mom: I can't hear you!
    Me: NO MOM I DON'T WANT ANY FOOD.
    Mom: DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME

  8. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    When people say
    that the reason they hate homosexuals is because God does...
    all I think is,
    Why would God hate his own creations?
    I SUPPORT / NMF

  9. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    He told me he just had a thing with her,
    and he had the nerve to
    tell me it wasn't cheating
    &
    I told him to never talk to me again.
    he was lucky I didn't go Carrie Underwood on him.
    nmf

  10. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Annoying guy: blah blah blah
    Me: shut up
    Annoying guy: youre in a bad mood cuz youre on your period
    Me:
    Him:
    Me: You got 5 seconds to run boy.
    True story.

  11. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Raise your hand if you have been
    personally victimized by
    Regina George.

  12. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    IS ANYONE ELSE HERE IN LOVE WITH THE
    Janoskians?

  13. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    In an Exam:
    Tick Tock
    Mind block
    Pen Stop
    Eye Pop
    Full shock
    Jaw Drop
    Time Up
    No Luck
    Oh F-uck

  15. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    I bet I can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.

  16. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    I remember my first crush.
    It was orange.
    nmq

  17. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    last week of school:
    elementary school: oh yayy! end of the year party today!! kickball game
    tomorrow! Yearbooks the next day! Can't wait till the end of schoooll!!!
    me: wow. math finals and quiz tomorrow, project for reading due
    wednesday, project for social studies due thursday. and then friday.
    nmq

  18. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    No chicken dies a virgin,
    They get laid at birth.
    nmq/nmf

  19. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    You won't find the right one,
    if you won't let go of the wrong one.
    nmq

  20. couldntfindagoodusername couldntfindagoodusername
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Life sucks, then you die,
    so roll a blunt
    and let's get high, if at first
    you dont succeed, try again
    with better weed.
    nmq/nmf

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