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AustinH
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August 6, 2012 11:05am UTC

Summer should get a speeding ticket
and slow down.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 7:16pm UTC

IDGAF
I don't give away food.

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subtlysam
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Drake & Josh
Josh: Which locker do you think is Megan's?
Drake: Gee, I don't know, maybe it's that one she's standing in front of putting books into!
Josh: You know, sometimes your sarcasm hurts!

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 3:54pm UTC

just remember, if we get caught;
you are deaf and i don't speak english.

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shadysback
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Aye Ryan Lochte
You can practice your breast-stroke with me anytime.

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TheWrittenInfection
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 5:31pm UTC

Liam: you're insecure
Me: Hell yeah, I am
Liam: don't know what for
Me: well, I'm ugly and awkward...
Liam: you're turnin heads when you walk through the door
Me: because people are surprised to see a deformed potato walking
Liam: don't need makeup to cover up
Me: you're right. Nothing will help this face
Liam: being the way that you are is enough
Me: yeah, enough to get laughed at
Liam: that's it. I give up on this chick!

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cheerfreakk
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:35pm UTC

when i'm older i shall
open a classic rock-themed
pizza shop & i shall call it
another one bites the crust.
nmf/nmq

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 7:02pm UTC

500 faves, 0 comments.
My thoughts: A top quote. SWEET.
36 faves, 456 comments
My thoughts: Sh/ts going down.

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maaddiissoonn
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 12:44pm UTC

Before my Shower:
I don’t want to get in .
During my Shower:
I don’t want to get out.

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:47pm UTC

*at resteraunt*
sign: no shirt, no shoes, no service
me: *whispers" heeeey... moooom
mom: what.
me: *still whispering* we dont have to wear pants
mom: shut up. youre embarassing me.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 1:55pm UTC

August
Back to school commercials
Back to school sales
Back to school shopping
Worrying about my sleep schedule
Schedules being posted on facebook
Registration forms
School letters
Back to school statuses
Missing school
telling people you hope you have classes with them
Wow, summer really is almost over.

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alwaysdreambigx
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 8:16pm UTC

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and
be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball
and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof
under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”

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EdwardScissorhands
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 5:47pm UTC

My life:
wait for christmas
wait for spring break/easter
wait for summer
Repeat.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 8:17pm UTC

~• ~•
~• ~• ~•
~• ~•
First known picture of Michael Phelps.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC

*Me Playing With My Cat*
Me: Who's a little adorable kitty? You are! Yes, you are! I could just eat you up cause' you're so damn cute. Do you know that? I bet you don't, you adorable bundle of fluffy cotton!
Cat: Meow... *bites me*
Me: OW, YOU LITTLE SH*T! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
*Five Minutes Later*
Me: Oh, you're so cute. Who's my fluffy boyfriend? You are, my little fluffy kitty boyfriend.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 6:16pm UTC

I don't stalk,
I investigate.

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CustardKid
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 2:23pm UTC

Isn't it funny..
How one song can reduce you to tears?
How one text can make your whole day?
How one look from your friend can leave you in histerics?
How one picture can bring back a thousand memories?
Isn't it funny..

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Pluto*
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 4:06pm UTC

*Human Logic*
Person: Ahh, finally ready to sleep.
Person: I think I'll just stick my leg out cause' it's kinda hot.
Person: *Sticks leg out*
Person: But a murderer might get me and kill me...
Person: *Sticks leg back in* There, I'm all tucked in.
...
Murderer: ...
Murderer: Oh crap. I can't kill that dude now. He's all tucked in.
Murderer: Guess I'll just have to check out another house.

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vaginiall
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 8:37pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:04pm UTC

You will never see yourself
the way the person who loves you sees you...

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