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BaileyGirl
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Friend: Dad, does my hair look bad?
Friends dad: No! Its Beautiful ! You should do it lke that all the time!
Me: Dad, does my hair look bad?
My Dad: Your hair always looks bad.

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LaureeeenN
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 11:25am UTC

HOW MY MOTHER WORKS
me: mom i got all a's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT! YOU JUST AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY DOING NOTHING.
nmf/nmq
tumblr

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Smiley_101
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Hey wanna hang out today?
Sorry i can't :( my sister's friend's brother's uncle's second cousin's twin sister's step son's half brother's best friends girlfriend's hampster died...it was tragic.
What? Are you joking?
No, no i am not. it was very sad and i have to attend the funeral at 3.

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ChaseYourDreams27
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 11:05pm UTC

Hey, whats up?
Oh nothing really just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide...the usual.
mq/
wtf dude, its summer! Why are you doing science?
Breathing Ally, im breathing -_-
mq1/funnyjunk

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RainbowMarshmellows
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 2:23am UTC

Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:10pm UTC

Me:*on tumblr and watching gymnastics*
Gymnastics Commentator: What a fantastic tumble!Me: Why thank you!

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Socially_Awkward_Penguin
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 5:35pm UTC

"OKAY, CLASS, FIND A PARTNER."
OH GOD NO.
Socially_Awkward_Penguin

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Monicaforeverbrokenn
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:15pm UTC

it's cute when a good girl falls for a bad boy, but it's way more cute when
when a bad boy falls for a good girl<<<
[♥]

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TheWrittenInfection
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 3:05pm UTC

In Westmeath, Ireland, born and raised
in the kitchen is were I spent most of my days
chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool,
eatin some Nando's outside of school
when a couple of lads, they were up to no good
starting hasslin mofos in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mum protested, she said:
"You're moving off to London to join One Direction"

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SoftballMyLife22
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 4:15pm UTC

Did you know?
I'm in a serious relationship with my wifi. You could say we have a…connection.

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伤*
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 11:14am UTC

Giving someone another chance
is like giving them another bullet
because they missed the first time
( quote by O n e D i r e c t i o n)

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heyitsmadeline
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 10:13am UTC

Perfect Way to Make a Messy Bun:
1. Make a normal bun.
2. Get Attacked.
You're Welcome.

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youonlyliveonce17
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Friend: hey when is our math test again?
Me: Rebecca Black.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: I see what you did there.

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oursong
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Me: Hello, 911? It's an emergency. There must be at least a thousand bodies out here.
Officer: Where are you?!
Me: THE GRAVEYARD.
Officer: ...

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skyscraper13
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 3:22pm UTC

You're nice to the weird kid once then BOOM. Stalked for life.
NotMyFormat

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JustWaiting
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 9:16pm UTC

To Me:
Fall doesn't start on September 22
It starts when school starts.
Winter doesn't start on December 21
It starts when the first snow falls.
Spring doesn't start on March 20
It starts the first day I can wear shorts without being cold
Summer doesn't start on June 20
It starts as soon as I walk out the school doors for the last time.

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GrantO_O
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 2:04pm UTC

I remeber when staying up past
midnight was hard to do, now it
a bad habit.

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KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Jenna Marbles needs her own fricken
t a l k s h o w .

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ChickFlick
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Seeing boys play with
little kids is probley the
most attractive thing ever.

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 11:03am UTC

Parent: "We need to talk... "
Me: *Million things run through mind*
*WHAT DID THEY FIND OUT ABOUT?
Was it when I...
No, they couldn't have...
Who told?! Was it...Im dead for sure*
Parent: "Stop leaving the lights on."
Me: -_-

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