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Socially_Awkward_Penguin

1. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 3:58pm UTC
   "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR HAIR, SIR?"
   "SHORTER."
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2. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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   August 10, 2012 3:54pm UTC
   MEETS SOME NEW PEOPLE
   FORGETS THEIR NAMES FIVE MINUTES LATER
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3. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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   August 8, 2012 4:17pm UTC
   CALL SOMEONE AN IDIOT FOR USING "YOUR" INSTEAD OF "YOU'RE"
   MAKE AN EVEN WORSE GRAMMATICAL ERROR
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4. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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   August 8, 2012 4:03pm UTC
   WALKING ON A FLAT SURFACE
   TRIP
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5. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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   August 7, 2012 5:48pm UTC
   TEACHER ASKS QUESTION. I KNOW THE ANSWER.
   DON'T ANSWER.
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6. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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   August 7, 2012 5:44pm UTC
   STALK CRUSH ON FACEBOOK
   ACCIDENTALLY LIKE STATUS FROM 2007
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7. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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   August 7, 2012 5:35pm UTC
   ACCIDENTALLY SLAM DOOR
   OPEN AGAIN AND CLOSE SOFTLY TO ASSURE EVERYONE YOU'RE NOT MAD
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8. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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   August 7, 2012 3:29pm UTC
   SEES AMPUTEE STRUGGLING WITH BAGS
   NEED A HAND?
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9. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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   August 7, 2012 3:16pm UTC
   RUNS INTO INANIMATE OBJECT
   "SORRY"
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10. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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    August 7, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    READS ANOTHER SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN MEME...
    OH GOD I'VE DONE EVERY SINGLE ONE
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11. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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    August 7, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    "YOU APOLOGIZE TOO MUCH"
    SORRY
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12. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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    August 7, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    FORCED INTO A GROUP PROJECT
    DO ALL THE WORK TO AVOID DISCUSSION
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13. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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    August 7, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    CAREFULLY TYPE OUT A THOUGHTFUL COMMENT
    DECIDE IT'S DUMB. DON'T SUBMIT.
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14. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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    August 6, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    SOMEONE IS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE ITEM I NEED
    PRETEND TO LOOK FOR SOMETHING ELSE UNTIL THEY MOVE
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15. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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    August 6, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    CALLS SOMEONE
    ADRENALINE RUSH
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16. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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    August 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    RESTAURANT WORKERS SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
    SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE
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17. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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    August 6, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    WATER GOES DOWN WRONG PIPE IN CLASS
    CHOKES QUIETLY SO NO ONE IS DISTURBED
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18. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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    August 6, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    DOESN'T KNOW ANYONE AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY
    BECOMES BEST FRIENDS WITH DOG
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19. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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    August 6, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    TISSUES AT FRONT OF CLASS
    GUESS I'LL JUST WIPE MY NOSE ON MY SLEEVE FOR THE NEXT HOUR
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20. Socially_Awkward_Penguin
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    August 6, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    TRIES TO TAKE JUST SWEATSHIRT OFF IN CLASS
    NOPE, EVERYTHING
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