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Me: Hello, 911? It's an emergency. There must be at least a thousand bodies out here.
Officer: Where are you?!
Me: THE GRAVEYARD.
Officer: ...

 

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Me: Hello, 911? It's an emergency. There must be at least

805 faves · 4 comments · Aug 7, 2012 7:38pm

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xxkkkrazexx · 1 decade ago
that was on rage comics...
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EmileeElizabethBbz · 1 decade ago
If you have a tumblr, please read my last quote!!
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cheese1211 · 1 decade ago
lmfao
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OzzyPavy · 1 decade ago
lmaoo
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