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laaurenn
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 3:30pm UTC

anyone else really not like the beta version of witty?

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Jade672
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 11:59am UTC

The one thing I hate about,
summer vacation is not being able to see him for two months. ♥

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JenMigdalia14
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July 18, 2012 7:12pm UTC

so Monsters Inc 2 is coming out and Finding Nemo 2 and theyre making a Toy Story 4.....
EXCUSE ME WHILE I RUN AROUND

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lozza821
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July 18, 2012 8:52pm UTC

That moment when you realise all your friends are gorgeous,
and well, you're just a potato.

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LaureeeenN
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 12:48pm UTC

When I Forget How To Spell Bananas
I repeat the lyrics of 'Hollaback Girl' in my head

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cupcakesandlove
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:52pm UTC

When friends of your parents say you've gotten
"So tall and beautiful"
And you think to yourself :
"So I was short and ugly before?

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isabel*
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC

Drake and Josh #1
Josh: Uh oh. I just had a bad thought.
Megan: What? You might grow old, never get married, and die alone?
Josh: No... But thank you for pointing out that possibility.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 10:49pm UTC

"We were at Harrys house
and he was pretending
to be a whale,
and his mum came in and
told him to stop making
sexual noises"
-Niall Horan

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OwlsWithEars
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 10:47am UTC

For all the adults out there that think all teenagers are bad, drink alcohol, take drugs and party 24/7..
I would rather get lost reading a book then do any of those things.

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karma99
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 4:22pm UTC

Everyone is...
Better.
Prettier.
Skinnier.
Smarter.
Funnier.
Happier.
Than me.

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pleasespeaktomyface
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July 18, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Me: *on Witty at 2 a.m., half awake*
Me: Just one more page...

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xXjustapersonXx
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Admit it,
you once recorded yourself singing and almost died.

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mylittlesecret13
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July 18, 2012 9:34am UTC

Re-watching The Lion King when you're older
and realizing Simba got laid during the song
"Can you feel the love tonight?"

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cantbreakme_alreadybroken
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 11:07am UTC

So You can pay $6,445,883 on a commercial for starving kids, but you can feed them?

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Baileylovespie
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 9:56am UTC

Day 50
without cutting<3

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 4:11pm UTC

*Me Casually riding around with my brother in car when I see 2 teenage boys riding bikes*
Me: *rolls down window*
Brother: Oh no.....
Me: *Right as we pass them* PEEEENNNN!!!!!SSSS
Boys on bike: *Look back at car and crash into each other*
Me: Success.

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