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  1. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 1:17am UTC
    Like petals,
    we
    must
    eventually
    fall.
    nmf i follow back xoxo


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  3. alexthebabe alexthebabe
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    #56
    Facts about guys
    that girls should know:
    When a guy says
    "I can't live without you."
    and means it?...
    He basically made up his mind
    that you're his future.

  4. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 1:52am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1116
    Finding a post on
    Tumblr you really like, but
    not reblogging it because
    it won't look good on
    your blog.
    tumblr


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  6. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    she ain't got a thing on me
    tryin' to rock them ugly jeans, jeans, jeans

  7. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    1D: I'm lying naked on the floor.
    Me: My name is the floor.
    1D:
    Me:
    1D:
    Me:
    Me: I'm waiting.

  8. crashtoburn crashtoburn
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    'You've changed'
    Well of course I've f/cking changed, everyone changes.
    Hence the reason you don't see forty year olds wearing nappies.

  9. mexismoo mexismoo
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    LONDON
    2012

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    Dear Mom,
    Why'd you take me out of gymnastics?
    Sincerely,
    I COULD HAVE BEEN IN THE OLYMPICS

  11. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:15am UTC

    People say "Only the good die young" but really its "Only the bullied die young"
    CookieDoughFormats

  12. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    Happy Olympics And may the odds be ever in your favour

  13. krissxo14 krissxo14
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:17am UTC
    To do list
    Harry Styles
    Louis Tomlinson
    Liam Payne
    Niall Horan
    Zayne Malik

  14. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 10:46am UTC
    ONE DIRECTION FACT NUMBER 5
    Harry has a star tattoo. Each point stands for a member of one direction.

  15. ZombieSlayer ZombieSlayer
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 6:52am UTC
    I think a lot of overweight girls are hypocrites. I'm naturally tall and skinny, I eat what I want, I don't starve myself, and I am beautiful.
    So why are you allowed to love your 'curves' but it is wrong for me to love my 'bones'?
    Why is it okay for you to call me anorexic but horrible for me to call you fat?
    If you can tell me to gain weight, why can't I tell you to lose weight?
    If you can be beautiful for being big, I can be beautiful for being small. Get over it.

  16. vanessacp3 vanessacp3
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    When comercials
    take forever and you forget
    what your watching :o
    cookie dough formats..my quote not my format


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. ForgiveMe ForgiveMe
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    What if...
    You woke up tomorrow.. thinking that its a regular day..
    But NO!
    You meet the love of your life..
    The one that you would spend the rest of your life with.
    <3

  19. enchantedartic enchantedartic
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    I've been on Witty for a while now. And the most amount of faves I've gotten is 16, so if you're like me, you're not alone.

  20. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    That Awkward Momentwhen people stare at you when you walk down the street."B*tch, am i THAT hot?" format by neversaynever16

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