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Member Since: 4 May 2012 02:38am

Last Seen: 8 Feb 2013 09:18pm

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  1. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 4:02am UTC
    Sorry, I'm too poor to pay attention.
    nmf nmq

  2. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    I feel as though I am the only person that waits for the microwave to finish beeping before getting my food....
    my quote/nmf i follow back x

  3. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    thigh gap
    thigh ga
    thigh g
    thigh
    thig
    thi
    th
    thr
    thre
    three
    three slices of pizza
    -tumblr
    i follow back x

  4. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    beauty tips :D
    ps. i know the numbers are mucked up. i deleted ones that weren't neccessary for me.
    1. Feed your skin from the inside. Honey, especially the dark kind, is high in disease-fighting antioxidants. Add it to your morning yogurt or tea for a health – and taste –kick.
    2. Ditch alcohol-based toner. It strips away bad oils like sebum along with essential fatty acids that form a barrier against germs and irritants. Look for alcohol-free toner and use blotting papers to absorb any midday shine.
    4. Exfoliate. Retinoids are wrinkle-reducing creams that thicken the skin and unclog pores, but they can also leave behind dry, patchy areas. Gently exfoliate those dead skin cells with a heavy washcloth.
    5. Take a milk bath. The white stuff is rich in protein and fat, both of which calm irritated skin. Add two to four cups of whole milk to a warm bath and dip in.
    6. At-home healing. Dry scalp? Massage with warm olive oil and cover with a shower cap for 10 minutes to soothe itching and dryness.
    7. Shop at the children’s aisle. Since sunscreen is needed all year-round, adults with sensitive skin should pick up baby sunscreen. Formulated with titanium or zinc oxide, this gentle lotion or cream protects the skin without causing irritation.
    9. Add shine to hair. Try a post-shampoo rinse once a week with 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar diluted in a pint of water. The acid in the vinegar will remove buildup from styling products like mousse and hairspray.
    17. Curling iron mishap. If you've accidentally burned yourself curling or straightening your hair (hello, morning rush!), treat with cold water, then break open a capsule of vitamin E and dab on top.
    18. Stain, stain, go away. Maybe you shouldn't have ordered spaghetti while wearing a white blouse. Costume designer Susan Matheson suggests a wet cleaning wipe for quick spot cleaning. It won't set the stain, and you'll see immediate results.
    19. Wax on, wax off. Avoid showering or applying moisturiser for several hours after a wax treatment, suggests Madison Passarelli from **** Wax. Waxing opens up the hair follicles, so it's best to allow them to close first to prevent ingrown hairs.
    20. Ingrown no more. Prevent ingrown hairs by exfoliating skin with a gentle body scrub or body brush three times a week.
    26. A touch of gloss. For a dewy, healthy glow, apply a dab of lip gloss to your cheeks.
    27. Tame flyaways. When frizzies get you down, use a leave-in conditioner with shea butter. Opt for a ponytail on the most humid of days, since loose hair is a moisture magnet, says Kaz Amor, co-owner of Warren-Tricomi salon.
    28. Conditioning protection. Leave in approximately 10 to 15 percent of your hair conditioner before going outdoors, says Tom Brophy of the Tom Brophy Salon. The conditioner will act as a sun protectant and deep conditioner.
    29. A big blow-dry. For wild, sexy hair, hairstylist Allen Edwards uses the Blow Curl technique: Blow-dry about 80 percent, wind sections of your hair around a medium brush and dry a bit more. Pin each section to your head and let the rest dry naturally.
    30. The right fit. Don't become fixated on wearing "your size," says designer Karen Zambos of Karen ZAMBOS Vintage Couture. All clothing lines fit differently because of their fit model and production, so keep an open mind when shopping.
    31. Be bold with your accessories. There’s nothing like adding a red pair of pumps to a monochromatic outfit, says costume designer and stylist Okera Banks. A great sequin scarf worn under the collar of a classic suit jacket adds a touch of glamour.
    32. Go figure. Give a boyish frame some dangerous curves with the right accessory, like a 3-inch-wide belt cinched at your narrowest point. Make sure it’s all the same color to avoid a tummy pooch.
    33. Size yourself up. Bra fitter to the stars, Susan Nethero says 85 percent of women are wearing the wrong bra size. Place the bra band around your lower back and bend over as you fasten yourself in to fill up the cups. Your straps shouldn’t fall down and the band shouldn’t ride up.
    34. Dress for your coloring. Complement your tresses and stand out with primary colors like yellow and sapphire. Try solid tops and dresses in rainbow shades to find the one most flattering to your complexion.
    35. Not so basic. Dress up a casual tank with a tailored blazer in versatile black or white, and pair with jean and dresses. It adds polish and creates a shapely silhouette.
    36. The right length for you. If you’re 5 foot 4 inches or under, take a cue from pint-size celebs and wear fitted sheath dresses that hit at the knee. The style and fit helps legs look miles long.
    37. Elongate your torso. Denim trousers with wider legs and a lower rise, plus a belted top will create the perfect proportion between upper and lower body. Keep the belt on your natural waist for the most slimming effect.
    38. 2-in-1 belts. Wrap a long, lightweight, solid-color scarf around your waist and knot it loosely just in front of one hip bone. The dangling ends will make you look longer and leaner.
    39. Embrace your animal instincts. A hint of leopard or other animal print – on your feet or on a clutch-style handbag – will transform a simple ensemble. Try it with all black for the most impact.
    40. Take a cue from your man. Dip your toe into the menswear trend and wear a classic men’s watch instead of a wrist full of bangles. Wear it loose for a bracelet-like effect that's sporty but elegant enough for any occasion.
    41. Put your best foot forward. Consider a pair of kitten heels to get through every day in style. What's included? The comfort and chicness of flats plus a sexy little heel for an extra inch or two.

  5. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 2:17am UTC
    What colour are mirrors?
    I don't know, lets reflect this.
    nmq/nmf i follow back x

  6. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 2:16am UTC
    Can you imagine meeting someone
    who figures out
    why you're so guarded?
    Can you imagine finding someone
    who stays
    no matter what you put them through?
    They always remain on the front porch,
    waiting for you.
    The light never goes off,
    Your outline always remains in the bed sheets,
    They never fill your draw in the wardrobe,
    The become a part of you.
    ..and you become a part of them.
    So much so....
    That if they were ever to go missing,
    it would feel like you went missing too.
    tumblr. not my quote just really love this <3
    please follow me, i follow back.
    check out my tumblr: http://lacristallise.tumblr.com

  7. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
    -tumblr

  8. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 1:35am UTC
    "Would you die for me?"
    "I would die for anyone." I whipsered.
    "The question is; would I live for you?"
    nmf. mq. i follow back x

  9. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 2:32am UTC
    "why do you love me?"
    "what does water taste like?"
    "i don't know, you can't describe it."
    "exactly."
    mq nmf i follow back x

  10. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 2:26am UTC
    Bad hair day.
    Bad face day.
    nmf/q i follow back xx

  11. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 2:14am UTC
    grab my hips
    &
    kiss my lips
    nmf/q i follow back x

  12. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    *you're
    nmf. i follow back.

  13. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 4:31am UTC
    WHAT DO WE WANT?
    A CURE FOR OBESITY!
    WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
    AFTER LUNCH!
    i follow back xx

  14. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 7:38am UTC
    Before I Die. #14
    I want to go to a roof top party in NYC.
    nmf. my edit 5+ likes for me to start a series. comment below something that you want to do before you die.
    I FOLLOW BACK! xo

  15. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 7:34am UTC
    Before I Die. #13
    I want to have a witty reunion in 10 years time.
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  16. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 2:47am UTC
    Before I Die. #12
    I want to go on a beach date with someone I love. ❤
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  17. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 2:41am UTC
    Before I Die. #12
    I want to go on a beach date with someone I love. ❤
    nmf. my edit 5+ likes for me to start a series. comment below something that you want to do before you die.
    I FOLLOW BACK! xo

  18. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 2:37am UTC
    1
    Before I Die. #11
    I want to ride on an elephant.
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  19. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 2:33am UTC
    Before I Die. #10
    I want to kiss someone in the pouring rain.
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  20. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 2:31am UTC
    Before I Die. #9
    I want to date a British boy.
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