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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 6:22pm UTC

I've always wanted
A story like Jack and Rose.
A kiss like Spiderman and MaryJane.
A friendship like Ron and Hermione.
A dance like Troy and Gabriella.
A strength like Edward and Bella.
A secret like Romeo and Juliet.
An end like Noah and Allie.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 4:20pm UTC

If only
I was the one that is constantly on your mind.

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goofball527
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 10:31am UTC

With My Luck
I'll get my period on my wedding day....
____________________________________________________________
JK With My Luck
I wont have a wedding day.....

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klahhkayy
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 1:49pm UTC

Remember the day I borrowed your brand new car and dented it? I thought you'd kill me.
But you didn't.
And remember the time I dragged you to the beach and you said it would rain, and it did? I thought you'd say "I told you so"
But you didn't.
Do you remember the time I flirted with all the guys to make you jealous, and you were? I thought you'd leave.
But you didn't.
Do you remember the time I spilled strawberry pie all over your car rug? I thought you'd hit me.
But you didn't.
And remember the time I forgot to tell you the dance was a formal and you showed up in jeans? I thought you'd drop me.
But you didn't.
Yes, there were lots of things you didn't do. But you put up with me, and loved me, and protected me.
There was lots of things I wanted to make up to you when you returned from Iraq.
But you didn't.

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ewwsociety
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 7:47pm UTC

I'M NOT SAYING I HATE YOU
BUT IF YOU EVER HAPPEN TO GET HIT BUY A BUS
I'D BE THE DRIVER.
I FOLLOW BACK. MF MQ

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伤*
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Plastic Bieber @PlasticBieber 9m
it's sad @OneDirection had to make a song called What Makes
You Beautiful to remind their ugly fans to feel good about themselves
Nita &Taylor Brooks @Mittensluvr 21s
@PlasticBieber its so sad @JustinBieber had to sing "Boyfriend"
to make you feel like you have a chance
(FORMAT MADE BY ONEDIRECTION, DON'T STEAL)

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mcorbett105
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 7:22pm UTC

That awkward
moment when
you're laughing
and your gum
falls out
of your
mouth.
nmf.

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PurplePinkDreams
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August 25, 2012 4:13pm UTC

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Person at my school: *breathes*
Me: Can you not?

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soccertrack
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 2:15pm UTC

TO DO LIST
Go to grocery store. Ask cashier if they are checking me out.
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Create a 'Where's Waldo' book. Don't put Waldo in it.
Make a sign that says "Platform 9-3/4". Put it on a brick wall. Watch the hilarity that ensues.
Change Facebook name to "No One." Like people's statuses...
Write gullible on the ceiling.
Approach Stranger in Wal-Mart. Act really excited and squeal about how long it has been since you last saw them. See if they pretend to recognize you.
Put a book's cover on upside down. Read it in English class. Pretend not to notice the confused looks.
Stand in a crowded elevator. Say "What a strange place for a piano." Watch as people turn around to look for the piano.
Call friend. Pretend friend was the one calling me.
Buy pet. Name it Peeve.
Go into a store's fitting room. After several minutes yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Create ice cream flavor. Call it "Get over Him."
Name a file "The World". When you're done with it, save it.
Do my daily shopping while wearing a ski mask.
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
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noseogefil
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 1:05pm UTC

Oh, Please...
Spongebob wore striped sweaters WAY before Louis Tomlinson.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 12:39pm UTC

Me: Dude, pass it.
Friend: What? The chips?
Me: No, the table.

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RinoMyEgo
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 12:19pm UTC

She likes chocolate, especially Twix. Her favorite movie is Forest Gump. Her favorit color is blue. Her favorite drink is Mountain Dew. Her favorite flower is a daisy. Her favorite animal is a horse, specifically white. She loves butterflies, but she's scared of them. She loves listening to "The Weeknd".
For her birthday I got her a bunch of Twix bars, the movie Forest gump, a couple small bottles of Mountain Dew, some daisy's, a toy horse (lol), "The Weeknd's" mixtape, and some weird butterfly collction I got from an antique store, all in a blue basket.

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breanee
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 1:11pm UTC

PlotTwist: Liam doesn't sing the first verse of LWWY
Even more PlotTwist: Niall sings the first verse of LWWY
Even More of a PlotTwist on a PlotTwist: Harry and Liam have no solos.
MORE of a PlotTwist:Paul begins the song by rapping.
PLOT TWIST TO END ALL PLOT TWISTS: LWWY is all just instrumental.
PlotTwist to end all the PlotTwists of PlotTwists: This is all a dream.LWWY isn't a single, isn't even a song. One Direction isn't even a band. This is a dream and you're really a hamster.
PlotTwist to end all the PlotTwists of PlotTwist of PlotTwists: You're Louis Tomlinson.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 4:59pm UTC

Think
of how many people have sat next to you
on a bus, train, whatever.
Now think how many people have sat next to you on purpose
with their fingers crossed in hope that you’ll talk to them.
I’m sure somebody has.
There’s plenty of times when somebody’s seen you and
hoped that you spoke to them, but you never did because
you don’t have the guts and neither do they. Don’t go around
thinking nobody likes you and that you’re not loved. There’s
been plenty of times when a stranger has spotted you and
thought “Oh, they’re just my type” but haven’t had the
courage or confidence to open their mouth and initiate a conversation.
The funny thing is, neither have you.

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ForeverHidingBehindASmile
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 10:46am UTC

When I get older...
"Mommy! There's a monster under our bed!"
"That's silly. *bends down to check under the bed* There's no such thing as mon- OH GOD IT'S TEARING OFF MY ARM! Just kidding. He only eats kids. Good night."

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lozza821
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 12:33pm UTC

I'm having one of those unattractive days.
I mean years.
I mean lives.

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 10:05am UTC

Here's to the kids who
seriously want Miley's rotating closet from Hannah Montana.
♥

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loveisjusta_history_
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August 26, 2012 3:42am UTC

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