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goofball527

Status: read and go to new places

Member Since: 8 Dec 2011 03:27pm

Last Seen: 10 Jun 2013 09:05am

Birthday: May 27

Gender: F

user id: 248341

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  1. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    Pretty pepople have pretty friends its
    just how it works it sucks but its true

  2. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 11:10am UTC
    My Family's Conversations:
    me: "so me and my friends.."
    sister: "you have friends?
    format jimmy365

  3. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    "oh i havent been weird around
    you yet?"
    "dont worry, I'll get to you"
    format jimmy365

  4. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    " I before E except after C"
    weird.

  5. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    *in school*
    Me: move out of my way
    Me: clear the path peasants
    Me: ew i hate you
    Me: i dont wanna look at you
    Me: when is this day over?
    Me: i dont wanna be here
    Me: i am better than all of you
    Me: oh cute shoes! i'm jealous so I hate you
    Me: i'm tired
    Me: i hate this place
    Me: part like the red sea for your majesty
    Me: YES ITS OVER!!!!

  6. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    at the store: shoes are so comfy, can walk perfectly
    at home: blisters, redness, shoes are a torture device
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    i bet the popcorn gets hot and embarresed so
    it tries to escape by jumping around and suddenly it turns into something yummy for us to eat. yum

  8. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    "Lost and insecure, you found me,
    you found me, lying on the floor"
    ~ The Fray: You Found Me

  9. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    You're never too old to:
    watch disney movies
    eat with your hands
    play with barbie dolls
    climb a tree to the top
    color with crayons
    make silly faces
    be afraid of everything
    wear onesies/footsies
    cuddle with your parents
    believe in everything
    go to random people and say hi
    go crazy in public and be thought of as cute
    live life each day as a time
    So do it :)
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    Me: I think I'm gonna go on a diet
    Cake: haha no your not
    Muffin: nope
    Chocolate: not a chance
    Mom: "so are you gonna finish these cookies?"
    Me: "yupp" (to myself) i'll start next year

  11. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    normal snack: grapes
    my snack: grapes, apples, pretzels, chips, muffin, popcorn, cake, cupcake
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  12. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 11:02am UTC
    How to write a Nicolas Sparks book:
    - Takes place in North Carolina
    - Have a women meet the man in a cute way
    - He is everything a girl would ever want in a guy
    - A problem comes along (distance, cancer, time)
    - Forces them to break up but they get back together
    - But in the end the problem still is there affecting them
    - Have a sad, emotional but happy in its own way ending
    Sit back and watch as it becomes a "#1 Bestseller" and a "now to be a motion picture movie" with the cover being the girl and guy in an almost kissing position with a beautiful background

  13. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 10:17am UTC
    Today we were talking
    about songs and I said
    I like "Fix you" and The Fray
    and this snotty senior girl said
    "those are really depressing songs"
    well now you know how i feel

  14. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    I would never fart on someone's bed... thats gross
    I would fart on their TEDDY BEAR!!

  15. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    "If your from Africa, why are you white?"
    "Oh my God Karen, you cant just ask people why their white! "

  17. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    plot twist: fetch happens
    nmq

  18. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    "A friend is a gift you give yourself" ~ My Bookmark

  19. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 11:36am UTC
    love
    Cannot be defined by a definition. It is defined by a feeling.
    THIS IS MY 100th QUOTE!

  20. goofball527 goofball527
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 10:37am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    When a quote has 68 faves
    So you fave it so it can have 69.... oh your little dirty mind :P

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