oh my swEET LORD i was at the grocery store today (incidentially i was buying four large bars of chocolate but that's irrelevant shut up) and the girl next to me was trying to buy stuff at the self checkout thingy but it kept rejecting the notes she put in and she tried SO MANY TIMES and in the end she had to pay in entirely dollar coins and when the machine said "thank you for shopping with us!" in its cheerful little voice she just muttered "you're welcome, you abysmal piece of s.h.it" and left the shop
happiest* posted a quote
November 22, 2013 3:11pm UTC
apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing
josie* posted a quote
December 19, 2013 3:09pm UTC
When i was 8 years old i feared heights. I was scared that i would fall. When i was 8 years old i worried about monsters. I was scared they were underneath my bed. When i was 8 years old i hated blood. I was scared i needed to go to hospital. When i was 8 years old i depsised my parents. I was scared they would take away my toys. When i was 8 years old i fell off a bridge. By accident. When i was 14 years old i feared life. I was scared that i would fall. When i was 14 years old i worried about monsters. I was scared they were in my head. When i was 14 years old i hated hospitals. I was scared they would send me away. When i was 14 years old i despised my parents. I was scared of what they put me through. when i was 14 years old i fell off a bridge. On purpose. -TR
My dad found out I had an imaginary girlfriend. He said, "You know you could do better." "Thanks dad, that means a lot.", I replied "I was talking to your girlfriend."
happiest* posted a quote
December 14, 2013 3:26pm UTC
a 16 year old kid literally killed 4 people while driving drunk and he got off because he’s rich please try and tell me the united states justice system isn’t f-cked
capsized* posted a quote
December 15, 2013 4:41pm UTC
My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place