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oh my swEET LORD i was at the grocery store today (incidentially i was buying four large bars of chocolate but that's irrelevant shut up) and the girl next to me was trying to buy stuff at the self checkout thingy but it kept rejecting the notes she put in and she tried SO MANY TIMES and in the end she had to pay in entirely dollar coins and when the machine said "thank you for shopping with us!" in its cheerful little voice she just muttered "you're welcome, you abysmal piece of s.h.it" and left the shop
 

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oh my swEET LORD i was at the grocery store today (incidentially

113 faves · 5 comments · Jan 2, 2014 12:04am

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piegirl222 · 1 decade ago
that sounds like something danisnotonfire would say
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emilygm* · 1 decade ago
OH MY GOD http://i.imgur.com/Datkl.gif?1
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piegirl222 · 1 decade ago
HAHA!! i love that video
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emilygm* · 1 decade ago
SAME xD
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KayleighJean · 1 decade ago
That's hilarious!
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