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ArmagedonNinjaX

Status: A heart and soul that's been smashed to pieces, burned, and thrown away multiple times, but still manages to have enough strength to come ba

Member Since: 10 Dec 2013 01:57pm

Last Seen: 14 Jul 2014 12:35pm

Birthday: June 30

Gender: M

user id: 376046

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I'm Chris.

I'm pretty much your gamer who actually likes to play the nice guy and do everything right in the game. And....may or may not want to experience it in real life. Currently right now, I'm on Skyrim exploring, the one thing I can't do in real life because it's illegal to raid ruins and stuff like that.

It'd be nice to have someone to talk to, so please, if ya need anything off your chest or just wanna talk in general, I'm always here :D  

Course, I only got a witty because of.....what was their names again?.......Erm.....Nevermind about that, it'll come back to me.

Anyways, yeah, I'm an adventurer who's taken more than one arrow to the knee and is still goin.







  1. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 11:11am UTC
    Night before: "I'm gonna do everything, be a better person!"
    Morning: "Hahahaha....nope :3"

  2. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 2:11pm UTC
    Life is almost like a cake with a cherry filling. You have to get through the drama, fakes, and depression before you find the good stuff in life. Except on Valentine's Day where the guy reminds you you don't have a date and gives you more cake with no filling. Then, it's not worth it.

  3. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 1:45pm UTC
    I feel like some sort of relationship maker or doctor.
    Everytime I like someone, life goes into the source code and is like
    "What's that? You like her? BAM She's got a boyfriend when you just started getting close to her."
    Just my luck.

  4. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 1:52am UTC
    Why is it that someone can look in the face of death and smile, and yet struggle to talk to the one they find affection to?

  5. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 3:15pm UTC
    *Fighting with nerf guns*
    Friend: Dude....these are nerf guns. Aren't we a little too old for these?
    Me: Ages 8 and up dude, that's us!

  6. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 2:25pm UTC
    I have the perfect girlfriend. There's just one thing....she isn't real :(

  7. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 3:08pm UTC
    Sometimes, I really do wish that characters from anime and cartoons were real. Our lives could use a little outside of the world excitement.
    Agreed?

  8. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 1:42pm UTC
    So NASA says that a strange rock appeared in front of the rover after taking another picture. Best description that NASA, the huge science aerodynamics group involving space discoveries, was that it looked like A JELLY DONUT. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't recall, JFK said "Ich bin ein berliner" which translates to....I'm a jelly donut. WHICH MEANS: JFK IS FROM MARS, AND THAT PEOPLE FROM BERLIN, MARS. Just as your....fun theory of the day :D

  9. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 9:59am UTC
    I heard life's pretty complicated being a sour person.
    So according to other people, I must've become a real sweet guy :D

  10. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 6:53am UTC
    They say that beer and weed helps you rid of your problems. Not mine.
    My alternative way is a journey through Skyrim and the rest of Tamriel,
    the Mushroom Kingdom,
    Hyrule,
    being on a battlefield,
    saving the Polaris Galaxy,
    defending ManCo.,
    and trying to catch and collect all pokemon.
    Truly, the key to ridding yourself of your life's problems, is to rid the problems of another.

  11. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 10:48am UTC
    Popular people's post: (After 10 minutes)
    OMG
    Likes: 128
    Comments: 53
    My post: (After a day)
    So I went ahead and adopted a hedgehog today!
    Likes: 1 (Mine)
    Comments:0
    Anyone else?

  12. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 4:12pm UTC
    Regardless of what you think, there will ALWAYS be somebody better than you.

  13. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 9:56am UTC
    When I'm with friends, I hear some of the stupidest things ever.
    #1: I....I.....swear to drunk I'm not God!!!
    #2: *Standing in front of a truck* I know it's you Optomis!!! YOU CAN'T DENY IT!!!
    #3: *Accidently falls on something spikey and sharp* Damn pineapples. They're always onto me.

  14. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    We do have a lot in common.
    The same air, the same Earth, the same sky.
    Maybe if we started looking at
    what's the same instead of
    always looking at what's different,
    ...well, who knows?

  15. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    STOP.
    You, yes you.
    You're awesome, and don't think any less.
    Continue scrolling.

  16. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    What I'm thinking the night before
    -"I'm going to finally be a hard worker and do everything right for once and try and be more secure!"
    What really happens the morning after:
    -"I'm just gonna sit here in front of the tv all day....meh"
    My life story.

  17. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    When the world shouts "Give up", hope whispers "Try again."

  18. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    I know it's a bit early for this, but it's my last time doing my predictions, forever. 2014, is going to be great for everyone. For almost all of you, this will be one of the best years in your life, so keep looking forward! There's so much potential in this generation, (regardless of a few...stupid people, but haven't all generations had a few idiots here and there?) almost anything can be done. Things will pick up, if you're single, you'll have more of a chance of finding somebody this year, count on it :). If you want to be more happier, fit, ect., YOU CAN DO IT. 2014 is only here once, so make it count guys!

  19. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 8:32am UTC
    On Christmas Eve
    What other people are thinking: I WONDER WHAT PRESENTS I'LL FIND TOMORROW MORNING!!!!
    Me: We don't have a chimney....How the heck does Santa get in here? Our roof is pointed at the top....how does he balance the reindeer and sleigh on something like that? If Santa's in the North Pole....What's in the South Pole????
    O.O

  20. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    *Le mom walks into the house when I'm on the computer*
    Mom: Chris?
    Me: Yeah?
    ...
    Mom: Are you home?
    Me: haha nope :3

:)

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