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MsMinty101
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 8:18pm UTC

I saw this comment on Youtube:
I've been in a wheelchair my whole life.
Yet there are people I'd walk a thousand miles for.
I would.
♥

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 8:37pm UTC

Lol So True: #168
That awkward moment when you're talking & you realize no one cares about what you're saying.
lolsotrue.com

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Serotonin
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 2:25pm UTC

I love unmade beds.
I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment.
I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love.
I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings.
I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies.
I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds.
I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time.
I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams.
Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.

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xxchloexxneon
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 3:52pm UTC

Someday I will write a book, a very small book and name it "My Virginity"
Its will become a national best-seller, becasue everyone will want to read it.
It won;t have words, so people will get mad, put it down, then lose it.
Soon everyone will be saying "oh crap, i lost My Virginity..."

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ilovefood99
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 2:25pm UTC

THAT DEPRESSING MOMENT WHEN
you realise that the worksheet is double sided..

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JirachiGirl

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October 14, 2012 7:20pm UTC

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mcorbett105
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 12:30pm UTC

Me: So I heard you like water?
Me: That's good, means you already like 70% of me.

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Jessica258
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 9:41pm UTC

So , i heard you like bad boys.
Yeah , so ?
Well , not to brag ,but one time The Teacher said ''Raise your hand if you know the answer''.
I knew the answer.
No But i didnt raise my hand.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 3:32pm UTC

I have a friend who's half Indian.
Ian.

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sapphire123
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 2:48pm UTC

You didn't get in trouble for lying.
you got in trouble for lying badly.
>Drake & Josh<

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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OreoLover
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 6:42pm UTC

*Drake and Josh; Season 3, Episode 5*
Drake: I think Dad has a problem
Josh: I got him that dandruff shampoo.
Drake: Not a dandruff problem, Josh! A woman problem!
Josh:
Drake:
Josh: Dad has cramps?
lmao! :D

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LilyLunaPotter
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October 14, 2012 10:09pm UTC

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beautifulhomicide
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 9:08pm UTC

R.I.P. to all the other kids that have committed suicide but nobody noticed because this society only cares about the popular and the pretty.

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beatleslove
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 12:17pm UTC

McDonadls
Making cows lives just
like another version
of the Hunger Games.

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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RingoStar
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 12:00pm UTC

"Where are you from?"
"Earth."
"No, I mean what state were you born in?"
"Infancy."

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DemiBieber
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 11:54am UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery
temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; I must be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; I must be causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I must starve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat
.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner
.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped

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nebraska99
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October 4, 2012 3:43pm UTC

Everythings better down where it's wetter! If you know what I mean.

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