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nebraska99

Status: I don't often ahte, but when I do. I prefer to hate the Iowa Hawkeyes.

Member Since: 17 Feb 2011 03:23pm

Last Seen: 29 Jan 2013 01:15pm

Location: Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 153517

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Status: Ready, set, go and chase your dreams.
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  1. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 11:54am UTC
    How are you so blind?
    While you're falling for her. I'm falling for you.
    You're too worried about hurting her. But you're hurting me.
    I like you. Me. Not her. Me.

  2. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    People at my school: *breathes*
    Me: Could you not.

  3. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 11:35am UTC
    Yeah. This is why i hate people.

  4. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Me: Why did you never let me read the Harry Potter books or watch the movies?
    Mom: It would be like you worshipping the devil.
    Me: Oh.
    truestory

  5. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    "How do I look?"
    Friend You look fine.
    Good Friend You look really pretty.
    Best Friend Damn girl, you look like a sexy beast!
    mine-dontjock

  6. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    Me: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LOVE ME?
    Me: Wait, was that out loud?
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me: Nope, I'm good.
    mine

  7. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 4:45am UTC
    Friend: Lol remember when you liked-
    Me: THAT WAS A DARK TIME ALRIGHT

  8. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 4:29am UTC
    Me: It's kinda hot in here. ;)
    Zayn:
    Me:
    Zayn:
    Me:
    Zayn: Why are you in my shower?
    Me: I asked my heart that same question
    and it replied with follow your dreams.
    Zayn: Thats deep. You can stay.

  9. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 11:55am UTC
    Me: *cracks knuckles*
    Teacher: *looks at me like I might as well just eaten a live cat*

  10. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    Him: Your cute.
    Me: *You're.

  11. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    Today I took a good look at myself.
    I stood infront of the mirror
    & grabbed a washable marker.
    I wrote down every flaw I saw.
    Everything I hated about myself.
    Every mean word I've ever been called.
    My entire body was covered
    head to toe in marker.
    Then, I took a shower and washed all those
    filthy disgusting words off of my body.
    Becasue I wont let words define me anymore.

  12. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Steve: Wait, what if we have a son?
    Steve: Then he'll be a teenage boy.
    Steve: Teenage boys are a**holes.
    Steve: Look at these quotes.
    Steve: This boy cheated.
    Steve: This boy broke her heart.
    Steve: This boy is just a douche bag.
    Steve: All teenage boys are a**holes.
    Steve: ALL OF THEM.
    Steve: Wait, what if our son isn't athletic.
    Steve: What if he's a mathlete.
    Steve: That's like social suicide.

  13. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 9:45am UTC
    Me: I should start my diet for my summer trip.
    Me: Wait, is that a foot long burrioto.

  14. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    You have a girlfriend. You dont get to flirt with me.

  15. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    No. You don't get to do this.
    After almost a year of making me fall for you.
    After you broke my heart.
    You don't get to ruin me again..
    After you make me feel like sh*t.
    You left me for some other girl.
    After you ignore my entire exsistence.
    You cant just waltz back into my life.
    You don't get to text me out of the blue and start flirting with me again.
    You dont get to screw with my feelings like this.

  16. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Last year: You don't know you're beautiful.
    This year: TONIGHT LETS GET SOME!

  17. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    I would cuddle you so hard.

  18. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Come on Jason, you can make it. I know you can. Jason is one of my good friends. We met only last year at a track meet. But this boy is one of the funniest kids I know. He goes to a school about 30 minutes away from me, and I havent seen him in abour 4 months but we still talk frequently. Yesterday morning news spread quickly through my school. Jason was hit my a train while he was driving to school. We didnt know anything just that he was lifeflighted to the hospital. As of now the Doctors say he has no brain swelling. But the Doctors say he has a high possibility of being paralized from the neck down. If he makes it.. He's only a sophmore. He's so younge. I love you Jason. Stay strong bud, you gotta pull through.♥

  19. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 11:30am UTC
    Come on Jason, you gotta pull through.

  20. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 9:52am UTC
    No Mitt Romney. I don't think you understand. If you take PBS away from me, you'll be taking a part of my childhood away. I'll start a damn riot if you win.
    #voteobama2012

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