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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
    Girl: (Starts crying)
    Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  2. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    ♥ Yes, it’s long? But worth the read ♥
    Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
    One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window.
    The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
    The men talked for hours on end.
    They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..
    Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
    The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and colour of the world outside.
    The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake
    Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every colour and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.
    As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.
    One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.
    Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.
    Days, weeks and months passed.
    One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.
    She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.
    As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.
    Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
    He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.
    It faced a blank wall..
    The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.
    The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.
    She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'
    Epilogue:
    There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.
    If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.
    'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .'

  3. YoureLovely212 YoureLovely212
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:02am UTC
    okay. sorry if this offends anyone. I dont mean to.
    but is anyone else annoyed by the
    "its my 15(or whatever) birthday! can i get 15 faves?!"
    because they're everywhere and, personally,
    each time i see them i think "ughh, again?"

  4. lovehateheartbreak lovehateheartbreak
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:48am UTC
    I like one direction because they make me feel like I don't have to try so hard to be beautiful.

  5. music19 music19
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:58am UTC
    Teenage Post #101
    Brain,sorry for the overload.
    Tummy,sorry for the butterflies.
    Pillow,sorry for the tears.
    Heart,sorry for the damage.

  6. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    When someone
    gives you food out of no-where, and you're like;
    "What did you do to it?"

  7. SoOoSoOo SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    Before You Walk Into My Life
    You need to know something about me. You need to know that i'm a very insecure person, i'm not perfect. i'm everything but perfect. I find it hard to trust people now. I've made mistakes in the past, and i've learned ro live with them. I've learned to accepet people for who they really are, it's not hard. Sometimes, i can't be bothered anymore. Sometimes i don't even want to be alive, but, the thing is. i have a million reasons to be alive and i just haven't found them yet. I miss the poeple that i shouldn't even think about anymore. I've liked, I've loved, I've been hurt. I have hurt people..allot. I'm not perfect. But hey, this is me. And before you walk into my life, You can't walk out of my life when things are getting hard. Just like all the other people did


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. tamikahjadexo tamikahjadexo happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:18am UTC
    I want to refresh my mind.
    Delete all my problems,
    undo all my mistakes,
    and save all the happy moments.

  11. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:20am UTC
    If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now.
    If your name was homework,
    I would be doing you on my desk right now.
    NMQ

  12. music19 music19
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:00am UTC
    Teenage Post #095
    The awkward moment when
    you're trying to end a conversation,
    but the other person won't stop
    talking.

  13. firefliie firefliie
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 2:46am UTC
    i don't get it when a couple break up
    and the guy gets a new girlfriend, this happens;
    ex-girlfriend: oh she likes my seconds?
    i had a sandwich for lunch, want those scraps too?
    so, after you break up with a guy,
    he's never allowed another girlfriend?
    oh. seems fair.

  14. music19 music19
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 2:50am UTC
    Teenage Post #091
    When I'm in a long line for food,
    I rehearse the order in my head.

  15. only1truebelieber08 only1truebelieber08
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:24am UTC
    hi, I exist.

  16. carolinexoxo carolinexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:14am UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    TEXTS #89
    Girl: How could you? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!
    Dad: What's this about?
    Girl: Oh sorry dad,that was
    meant to be for Jim.
    Dad: Oh.
    Girl: Yeahhh...
    Dad: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    That if you put your ear up against a strangers leg,
    you can hear them say:
    WTF are you doing?!
    format by jimmy365

  19. Shy_guy_Dylan Shy_guy_Dylan
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:52am UTC
    You know my name...
    Not my story!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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