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carolinexoxo

1. carolinexoxo
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2012 3:36pm UTC
   Everyone pleas please please. I am type 1 diabetic and so is my 7 year old sister. I have been diabetic since i was 2 and liking this facebook page, will help raise money to find a cure for diabetes. This was my team shirt that i designed myself, and we used it when we did the walk for diabetes. Please like this, it will help so many people who have been struggling with diabetes. Thank you, your all special.
   
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2. carolinexoxo
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   July 5, 2012 6:08pm UTC
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3. carolinexoxo
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   April 16, 2012 9:10pm UTC
   When I grow up,
   I want a son first, then a daughter;
   So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.♥
   
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4. carolinexoxo
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   April 16, 2012 8:45pm UTC
   A Guy Had A Crush On
   This Girl
   He followed her wherever she went.
   One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
   Girl: Why do you keep following me?
   Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
   Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
   (The Boy Turns Around)
   Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
   Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
   
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5. carolinexoxo
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2012 8:45pm UTC
   LETS PLAY YES OR NO.
   RULES: You can only say yes once & no once.
   Are you beautiful _____... Are you lying? ____.
   Just some inspirational quotes to make your day(:
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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6. carolinexoxo
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 4:06pm UTC
   If a girls bra is called
   over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder
   then what'a a guys underwear called?
   under-the-butt-nut-hut?
   
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7. carolinexoxo
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   February 26, 2012 8:31pm UTC
   "Are you single?"
   "No, I'm plural."
   "No, I meant are you free this Friday?"
   "No, I'm expensive."
   
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8. carolinexoxo
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   February 26, 2012 8:29pm UTC
   me: i think i'm gonna go to sleep now
   tv: lol but good shows are on
   iPod: sleep? is that a new app?
   sleeping position: lol i'm not gonna be comfortable
   mind: what's the meaning of life though?
   temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold
   noises: oh, you said be louder? okay.
   body: lol time for itches
   person i like: hey
   
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9. carolinexoxo
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   February 26, 2012 12:08am UTC
   How to keep a idiot occupied
   (hold your cursor over this quote)
   
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10. carolinexoxo
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    February 24, 2012 10:18pm UTC
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11. carolinexoxo
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    February 24, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Or, dont fave my quotes .
    That's cool too..(:
    
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12. carolinexoxo
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    February 24, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    DEAR SIDEWALK,
    Please get wider...
    SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
    FEELING EXCLUDED.
    
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13. carolinexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    Listening to my iPod
    50% to listen to music.
    50% so people will see I have headphones in
    because I will seem cool.
    
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14. carolinexoxo
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    February 23, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    Can i have a picture of you so Santa knows what i want for Christmas?♥
    
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15. carolinexoxo
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    February 23, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    YOU CAN'T SAY "MMMM" FOR 7 SECONDS WHILE HOLDING YOUR NOSE.
    Fav if you just tried :)
    
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16. carolinexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    W hoever b roke Adeles hear t,
    Made her pretty f*cking rich...
    
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17. carolinexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    1.Say "Eye"
    2.Spell the word "map"
    3.Say "ness"
    Fave if you get it ;)
    
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18. carolinexoxo
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    February 17, 2012 6:54pm UTC
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19. carolinexoxo
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    February 17, 2012 6:50pm UTC
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    Did you know that if you fart for 6 years and 9 months...
    You would produce enough gas to make an atomic bomb
    .
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    nmf
    
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20. carolinexoxo
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    February 16, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    A kindergarten teacher tells the class..."I will call each one of you up at a time, and you will draw something on the board for me."
    She called one kid up named Tommy. So Tommy went up to the board and drew a dot.
    Teacher: Tommy...what did you draw?
    Tommy: I drew a period.
    Teacher: What does is the period?
    Tommy: I don't know. All i know is that my older sister missed her's this morning and my dad freaked out and i found her in the closet sleeping. I tried to wake her up...but she was really tired.
    Teacher: 0.0 **runs to the phone**
    
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