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Colgate

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Member Since: 21 May 2012 01:28pm

Last Seen: 30 May 2012 02:10am

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  1. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    I didn't trip...
    IWAS JUST TESTING GRAVITY..YEP, IT STILL WORKS.

  2. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Going to a friend's house:
    Normal People: Oh what a lovely home this is!
    Me: What's your wifi password?

  3. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Michael Jackson Nothing is ever black and white.
    39 minutes ago · comment · like
    Alex Sandwich Pandas
    17 minutes ago ago · Like
    Rhea Witty You
    17 minutes ago ago · Like

  4. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Clapping the longest during assembly,
    because you're a fearless b*stard.

  5. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    trying to complete tasks
    before the microwave hits 00:00 like your life depends on it.

  6. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    My Shower Has Only Two Options,
    3rd Degree Burns or Skinny Dipping In Antartica.

  7. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 2:31am UTC
    Texting the person
    next to you because you can't say them out loud.

  8. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Buy a ship,
    Name it Relation, now you ahve a Relationship.

  9. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    Without Facebook,
    I probably wouldn't of wished you a Happy Birthday.

  10. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    My entire school:
    "You don't talk much."
    Me:
    "Because you're all c*nts."

  11. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    *Types in passwod*
    Incorrect password
    *Types in password again*
    Incorrect password
    ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME? THAT IS MY..oh..caps lock.

  12. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    Awkward eye contact
    With people in cars next to you at red lights.

  13. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    When I was a kid,
    I pretended Tic-tacs were pills and drugs, and Grape Juice was wine.

  14. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    When someone
    gives you food out of no-where, and you're like;
    "What did you do to it?"

  15. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Confirm
    Are you sure you want to delete that b*tch from your life?
    Yes
    No

  16. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    I can't clean my room
    because I get distracted by the cool things I find.

  17. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    When I was little,
    I used to think the moon followed me whenever I was in the car.

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