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  1. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Hey now, Hey now
    This is what dreams are made of.

  2. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    Me: I hate being sick and not being able to breathe out of my nose.
    Me: Now I know how Voldemort feels.
    Me: And why he's always so angry.

  3. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    A briefing of next week:
    21/12 - end of the world.
    22/12 - I survived the end of the world.
    24/12 - Christmas is tomorrow.
    25/12 - Christmas is today.
    30/12 - Happy new year.
    01/01 - I remember last year like it was yesterday.

  4. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Okay before the world ends,
    I need you all to know a dark secret of mine.
    I let the dogs out.

  5. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    You just said
    "Harry Potter."
    I have magically become
    part of your conversation.

  6. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Fangirl Chores:
    Make elaborate Hogwarts rejection letters.
    Place in the mailboxes of enemies.

  7. yolo143youonlyliveonce yolo143youonlyliveonce
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    Mom: *gets into car*
    Me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*

  8. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    lllll Fred Weasley: lllll
    lllll (James Phelps) lllll
    "We were in Japan, actually,
    when it [the last book] was released...
    So I got it, and cause I was on Holiday,
    I turned my phone off so nobody
    could tell me. I blitzed through it
    in like two days. I couldn't put it down.
    I remember I was on the bullet train,
    and the part what happens to Fred, and
    I was like "[distressed sound]"
    ... and literally at that second, the
    ticket guy came around asking for
    my ticket, and I was like,
    "I just died, mate.
    Leave me alone!"

  9. MEWilliams MEWilliams
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    One day we'll go to disneyland, scream our heads off while riding roller coasters,
    taking pictures with any disney character we see,
    kiss in front of the castle during the fireworks, and hold hands until the end of the day.
    One day we'll sleep over eachothers houses,
    just cuddling, maybe watch scary movies so you can protect me or have a little fun with a pillow fight.
    ONE DAY WE'LL GO TO THE PARK
    GO ON THE SWINGS AND TAKE TURNS PUSHING EACH OTHER THEN ROLL AROUND IN THE GRASS LAUGHING.
    O n e d a y y o u ' l l m e e t m y f a m i l y ,
    we'll have dinner and show them how much we love each other and let them know that you'll take g o o d c a r e of me.
    One day we'll walk down the aisle and let our lives begin.
    G o i n g t h r o u g h e v e r y t h i n g t o g e t h e r w i t h o u t g i v i n g u p . One day, We'll happen.

  11. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    THIS ISN'T FLYING, IT'S FALLING; WITH STYLE.
    -TOY STORY

  12. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    & that scary moment
    when your teacher looks at your test while you're taking it.
    no, i said no. you're not allowed to see how stupid i am yet.

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 11:10am UTC
    Person: How long does it take to get there?
    Me: About three songs

  14. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Story time, ok.
    My little cousin is addicted to Club Penguin,
    So today I made an account and I've been following her around
    in the penguin world all day.
    As well as beating her in every game she tries to play.
    Now she's standing in her igloo looking at the wall, she doesn't
    know it's me.
    She just let out a defeated scream from the other room.
    I love the Internet.

  15. youonlyliveonce17 youonlyliveonce17
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who:
    -Walk around the house with their toothbrush in their mouth
    -Read the text on the back of the shampoo bottle when they're in the shower
    -Laugh at jokes their own jokes they haven't even shared yet
    -Push doors that clearly say pull
    -Ask "What?" when they clearly just heard what you said
    -Check the fridge every 10 minutes as if something is magically going to appear
    -Have to call their own phone when they lose it
    -Sleep with their pillow on the cold side
    -Calculate how many hours of sleep they will get at night

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    i hope we're friends until we die.
    and then i hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the sh/t out of people.

  17. emz17lover emz17lover
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    A child who was in the shooting today wrote this:
    I love you mom. I am happy and well, sorry for not being a good son and not being happy if I ever was. I love you in Heaven.
    - Brian
    Another girl who was involved wrote to her dad, who's fighting a brain tumor.
    I'm so sorry daddy, a man is here and he is going to try and kill us. I'm sorry I'll never see you again, tell kate and russ that me loves them and I will never forget my family. i love mommy but i love daddy more, you're so brave fighting the tumor, i love you so very much. I hope you're reading this daddy, I love you more than anything in the world... If you don't make it through your tumor then I'll see you in heaven, and we could maybe meet up for coffee. Me and Mrs. Maddison are stuck and we're probably going soon, i love you daddy, mommy and everyone.
    - Ellie
    I've been crying all day over the shooting. My heart hurts.
    Those kids had a future. They never really got to experience life.
    RIP the kids and teachers who were shot today.
    My prayers go out to their families.
    No one should have to go though that.
    No one.

  18. ooh_chavez ooh_chavez
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    President Obama
    wiping away tears in press conference. Today he wasn't a
    politician, a democrat, or a president. Today: He was a Dad.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. FelicisFeather FelicisFeather
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 9:42pm UTC
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    I like it when you text me.
    It makes me all smiley and what-not.
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