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 Here's to the kids who:


-Walk around the house with their toothbrush in their mouth

-Read the text on the back of the shampoo bottle when they're in the shower

-Laugh at jokes their own jokes they haven't even shared yet

-Push doors that clearly say pull

-Ask "What?" when they clearly just heard what you said

-Check the fridge every 10 minutes as if something is magically going to appear

-Have to call their own phone when they lose it

-Sleep with their pillow on the cold side

-Calculate how many hours of sleep they will get at night




 
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Here's to the kids who: -Walk around the house with their

477 faves · 13 comments · Dec 15, 2012 10:02pm

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countrygirl_17 · 1 decade ago
i do all this :}

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foreverandalways41400 · 1 decade ago
the last one i do every night this makes me happy
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cristymusicluver · 1 decade ago
LOL I do all of this :)
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CrystalBlueEyes · 1 decade ago
I do all of this... Should I feel good or bad about it?
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youonlyliveonce17 · 1 decade ago
thats okay, i do all of it too, lol
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LONERFORLIFEEE · 1 decade ago
this is freaky.
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makkwuvslife · 1 decade ago
ok i love this quote... its toatlly everything i do! haha

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Stellaluna678 · 1 decade ago
truee truee
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LittleRavingSquirrel · 1 decade ago
All me :)
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KatyPerryFan · 1 decade ago
All of these apply to me!
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24601* · 1 decade ago
Not even one of these do not apply.... bravvisimo!
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jimboslice3 · 1 decade ago
I was like yea, until i read the last one and I was like, I GOTTA FAVE THIS! I calculate every school night to see how much hours of sleep i will get :D U read my mind!!!
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youonlyliveonce17 · 1 decade ago
hahahha(; i try i try.
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