∞ So guys, this is it. You may not know me, you may of, I'm not sure but on May 1st it was my first year on Witty Profiles. I know I missed the original date but who cares. To all the amazing wittians out there, yourcool and jimmy359 (I cant remember the numbers haha) you guys made Witty what it is. I've seen Witty change maybe 3-4 times and I remember FramingMatthew and it proves I've been here for a while now. I just wanted to say thank you, for the times all the quotes made me laugh or even cry. Thank you Steve for being the coolest cat and making an awesome website. My 1st year on Witty Profiles was awesome, but I guess that I grew out of it so thats why I'm going. Thank you all my potatoes even if you have never seen me, who cares. Thank you guys so much, you're all amazing. ∞
So, I just saw a quote by the awesome "yourcool" that said: i'm sorry that your january birthday means you were probably conceived on april fool's day. And I thought about it So, imagine this My dad: Oh that was great s.x! My mum: APRIL FOOLS DAY! My dad: Wait, what? My mum: Well I poked a hole in the cond/m... and I forgot to take my birth control! I am a practical joke
autumn leaves * chapter 1* "You can't leave me yet, you've come this far, don't let me live without you..." Brandon cried. The room was silent, other than the sounds of Brandon's heart being ripped apart. Rain softly hit the fogged window, the day was the setting of death, pain, unbearable loss. "Just respond baby, please," he whispered softly into Therese's ear. "Let me know if you are there." Brandon was waiting for a sign that she was still battling it out. Therese grabbed Brandon's trembling hand. "I-I-I love y-y-you," she mumbled, using the last of her voice. "and I'll always be with you.." Therese looked into Brandon's teary eyes as a single tear fell. "You'll be fine without me." she muttered sadly. Brandon was silent, his body shaking uncontrollibly as her parents bursted through the hospital door. They reached out for Therese, but it was too late. She had already passed. Heaven gained another beautiful angel. * author's note * Brand new story that I would absolutly love to continue but I don't want to write for nobody. Please if you can, give me your feedback as I would appreciate it! Thanks, Livvy
Kids: AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY AYEEY LADY OP OP OP OP OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE! PSY: no Barack Obama: no Ellen: no Mel B: no Britney Spears: no Teens React: no Glee: no Elders React: no Trees: no Internet: no The world: no Kids Bop: uh hell yes, we did this to them
There was a time [ x ] [ x ] [ x ] I met a girl of a different kind ♥ We ruled the world, I thought I'll never lose her out of sight We were so young ∞ I think of her now and then I still hear the songs ♥ ♥ reminding me of a friend mf/nmq
It's long but definatly worth reading, so today at school, it was a cyber safety day and a man came in who had lost his son from cyberbulling. His son was Allem Halkic. He and his wife didn't suspect anything, he was a happy, loving and good looking boy. He was 17 and living a good life. He had good friends that cared about him. One day, he started arguing with a "mate" of his over another girl. His "mate" of 2 months then started sending him death threats and made him feel worthless. The "mate" kept going, not realizing the consequences of his actions. On February 5th Allem and his "mate" sorted all of the problems out, and Allam told his mate that he would ring back in 5 minutes. His "mate" waited for about 10 minutes and soon fell asleep. Allam needed someone to talk to, so he rung and left a text saying that he needed to talk to someone. Sadly later that night, Allem was done with life, and a friend drove him to a petrol station near the Westgate Bridge. Allam walked to the bridge and jumped. He ended his life, he wanted every thing to stop and just go away. Allem was 17 and he left this world behind because of a bully who made him feel terrible. Think about what you say, because you could be the cause of a death. R.I.P Allem Halkic, you will be in all our hearts.