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kimberlyisalwayshungry

Status: idc that im forever alone :)

Member Since: 17 Feb 2012 09:42pm

Last Seen: 12 Jul 2015 12:12am

Birthday: March 22

Location: New Zealand

Gender: F

user id: 275167

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262 Favorites
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About Me:
Just a shy, awkward 15 year old


  1. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 4:02am UTC
    Why does my body keep producing pimples why not focus on the important things like making me look hot

  2. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 3:54am UTC
    If you were a fruit you would be a fineapple

  3. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 5:38am UTC
    My 11 year old sister is starting to dress slutty.
    so whenever i do her laundry i purposely rip and stain her clothes so she can't wear them.

  4. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    2014 is almost a month away and I'm still ugly

  5. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 2:58am UTC
    You're going to go on living.
    Because living is a challenge. Not dying. Dying is so easy. Sometimes it only
    takes a few seconds to die. But living? That can take you eighty years and you
    do something in that time, whether it's giving birth to a baby or being a housewife
    or a barrister or a soldier. You've accomplished something. To throw that away
    at such a young age, to have no hope, is the biggest tragedy.

  6. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    Me: mum, just chill out
    Mum: no, you warm in

  7. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 2:50am UTC
    Friends: Hey you should come to the movies with us on friday
    Me: Uhh I can't, I'm busy on friday night
    Me: (friday night) *In my pjs belting out Call me Maybe while on witty

  8. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 3:22am UTC
    Try to say the letter 'M' without your lips touching

  9. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    RIP 2012
    2012-2012

  10. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    A briefing of next week:
    21/12 - end of the world.
    22/12 - I survived the end of the world.
    24/12 - Christmas is tomorrow.
    25/12 - Christmas is today.
    30/12 - Happy new year.
    01/01 - I remember last year like it was yesterday.

  11. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    When I heard that oxygen and magnesium were going out I was like
    OMg

  12. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    I saw my quote on top quotes
    on the 72nd page

  13. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 2:38am UTC
    3 words most people don't want to hear:
    I hate you, you're not pretty, get a life
    3 words I don't want to hear:
    No internet connection

  14. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 2:27am UTC
    That awkward moment
    When your foot touches someone elses foot underneath the table

  15. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 2:24am UTC
    Yolo! Unless your a cat...

  16. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Facebook
    is like a pokedex for people.

  17. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 12:54am UTC
    That guilty feeling you get
    When you throw away old birthday cards

  18. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 1:28am UTC
    What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator.

  19. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 1:14am UTC
    Pain is weakness leaving the body.

  20. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Dont break anybody's heart, they only have one.
    Break their bones, they only have 206.

:)

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