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kimberlyisalwayshungry

1. kimberlyisalwayshungry
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2014 4:02am UTC
   Why does my body keep producing pimples why not focus on the important things like making me look hot
   
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2. kimberlyisalwayshungry
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   January 10, 2014 3:54am UTC
   If you were a fruit you would be a fineapple
   
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3. kimberlyisalwayshungry
   posted a quote
   November 28, 2013 5:38am UTC
   My 11 year old sister is starting to dress slutty.
   so whenever i do her laundry i purposely rip and stain her clothes so she can't wear them.
   
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4. kimberlyisalwayshungry
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   November 19, 2013 4:19pm UTC
   2014 is almost a month away and I'm still ugly
   
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5. kimberlyisalwayshungry
   posted a quote
   February 28, 2013 2:58am UTC
   You're going to go on living.
   Because living is a challenge. Not dying. Dying is so easy. Sometimes it only
   takes a few seconds to die. But living? That can take you eighty years and you
   do something in that time, whether it's giving birth to a baby or being a housewife
   or a barrister or a soldier. You've accomplished something. To throw that away
   at such a young age, to have no hope, is the biggest tragedy.
   
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6. kimberlyisalwayshungry
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2013 11:23pm UTC
   Me: mum, just chill out
   Mum: no, you warm in
   
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7. kimberlyisalwayshungry
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   February 23, 2013 2:50am UTC
   Friends: Hey you should come to the movies with us on friday
   Me: Uhh I can't, I'm busy on friday night
   Me: (friday night) *In my pjs belting out Call me Maybe while on witty
   
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8. kimberlyisalwayshungry
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2013 3:22am UTC
   Try to say the letter 'M' without your lips touching
   
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9. kimberlyisalwayshungry
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   December 31, 2012 10:17pm UTC
   RIP 2012
   2012-2012
   
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10. kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    A briefing of next week:
    21/12 - end of the world.
    22/12 - I survived the end of the world.
    24/12 - Christmas is tomorrow.
    25/12 - Christmas is today.
    30/12 - Happy new year.
    01/01 - I remember last year like it was yesterday.
    
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11. kimberlyisalwayshungry
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    December 13, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    When I heard that oxygen and magnesium were going out I was like
    OMg
    
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12. kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    I saw my quote on top quotes
    on the 72nd page
    
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13. kimberlyisalwayshungry
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    November 6, 2012 2:38am UTC
    3 words most people don't want to hear:
    I hate you, you're not pretty, get a life
    3 words I don't want to hear:
    No internet connection
    
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14. kimberlyisalwayshungry
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    November 6, 2012 2:27am UTC
    That awkward moment
    When your foot touches someone elses foot underneath the table
    
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15. kimberlyisalwayshungry
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    November 6, 2012 2:24am UTC
    Yolo! Unless your a cat...
    
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16. kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Facebook
    is like a pokedex for people.
    
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17. kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 12:54am UTC
    That guilty feeling you get
    When you throw away old birthday cards
    
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18. kimberlyisalwayshungry
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    September 21, 2012 1:28am UTC
    What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator.
    
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19. kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 1:14am UTC
    Pain is weakness leaving the body.
    
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20. kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Dont break anybody's heart, they only have one.
    Break their bones, they only have 206.
    
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