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IJustNeedLovee
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September 3, 2012 12:23pm UTC

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ambear24
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July 12, 2012 7:37pm UTC

We're all like:
"If only he could see my Witty, maybe then he'd like me.."
&
In reality, if he saw your Witty, he would probably transfer schools, change his name, and move to a small town in Antarctica.
nmq

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xHello
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July 12, 2012 6:18pm UTC

You know what's beautiful? Say the first word again.
The first word again.
Yeah say it!
It.
YSEIUGHASD OMG I'M JUST TRYING TO BE CUTE.

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SecretSequin
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July 12, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Friends are like condoms
They protect you when things get hard

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wishicouldfindyou
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July 12, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Friend: Sorry, I can't hang out today
Me: But...I showered for you
nmq.

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ThatsJustLifee
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July 12, 2012 10:18pm UTC

i don't know about you,
but when I chew 5 gum, I don't feel like i'm floating on a sea of vibrating metal balls or stimulating my senses...

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softballxwin27
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July 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC

A Ghost
Could be humping you right now and you would never know.

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yourcool
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July 12, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Carrying 15 grocery bags in each hand
because two trips to the car are for p/ssies.

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standstill_lookpretty
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July 12, 2012 4:33pm UTC

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LandonIsWitty
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July 13, 2012 1:20pm UTC

♫♪♫♪♫♪
Happy people listen to the music, Sad people listen to the lyrics. CookieDoughFormats

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sayheyilyx
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July 12, 2012 2:57pm UTC

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emilynicole1313
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July 10, 2012 3:39pm UTC

I'm fallin from cloud 9
Crashin from the high
& I'm letting go tonight.

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UnicornPrincess
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July 10, 2012 3:19pm UTC

What time is it?
Normal people: 4:30
Me: ADVENTURE TIME

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xxdream121
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July 10, 2012 11:55am UTC

me: sometimes I talk to myself
me: omg same

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elligrig13
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July 10, 2012 4:28pm UTC

friend: hey, remember when you had a crush on-
me: SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!

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OneDirectionQuotes
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July 10, 2012 10:58am UTC

When I first started liking One Direction,
I was just a fan.
The fact that I took the time to learn
Everything about them makes me
A Directioner.

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XxSceneGiirlxX
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July 10, 2012 2:08pm UTC

I don't understand why people wanna be mermaids so bad.
There's no wifi underwater.

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BlackButterflies
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July 10, 2012 8:28pm UTC

"Haha you're 14 and you've only had one boyfriend? I'm 12 and I've had 7 lol."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise this was a competition. what's the prize?...herpes?"

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zubair
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July 10, 2012 2:48pm UTC

Me and My boyfriend are so different...i exist ,he doesn't. m

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