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Hi, I'm Jessie.
I'm 13 years old, and my sports are horseback riding and softball. I really love singing and I'm auditioning for X Factor in 2013. I LOVE One Direction, Little Mix, Ed Sheeran, and Cher Lloyd. My favorite show is the X Factor and I'm a fan of everyone on it. (: basically i'm super awkward and i spend my time wishing i was perrie edwards so uh yeah talk to me i write stories and try to make quotes but it doesn't usually work alright bye And remember, children, I'm British even though I live in Jersey. Thank you.


  1. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    nobody keep stheir middle school friends forever.
    you'll fail a math test once in your life.
    your teachers will assign you seats away from your friends and your parents will assign you to your room when you do illegal things.
    you're going to get drunk and say something you'll regret. you're going to cry over boys who's names you won't remember in 20 years.
    you're going to call your friends names behind their back when they make you mad, and they're going to do the same to you.
    you're going to be on your own once in a while. your opinions of people will change, once you get to know them. you're going to run from the police.
    you're going to hold someone's hair back at 1 in the morning on a saturday. you're going to find one book in english class that you actually read.
    people are going to make fun of the music you like, and other people are going to like it just the same.
    you're going to cry and maybe, just maybe, need a hug from your mom. you're going to BS every essay you write and pray that you sound like you know what you're talking about.
    you're going to get lost in a neighborhood you don't know and go around in circles until you figure out where you're going.
    you're going to sing sappy love ballads in your room when no one's home. you're gonna dream of leaving your town someday, and miss it when you do.
    you're going to take pictures that you're gonna blush at in 5 years.
    you're going to get whistled at, cheated on, yelled at, ditched by your friends, played by boys, laughed at. you're going to fall in and out of love, and one day you might just find out what that word means.
    you're never going to stop looking for yourself.
    you are a teenager.
    so stop trying so hard
    crying so often,
    walk with your head held high,
    quit talking sh/t about people
    take a walk outside.
    go to school and smile at everyone.
    and who knows?
    you might actually make it through.

  2. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Summer Love
    Chapter 3 Part 2
    So, things I found out about Keaton today:
    His full name is Keaton Stromberg.
    He has a brother named Wesley.
    He plays baseball. (YES!)
    His favorite band is Imagine Dragons.
    He likes cats. (Aww.)
    He likes my name.
    Things Keaton found out about me today:
    My full name is Autumn Morsel.
    I am an only child.
    I play softball and am an equestrian.
    My favorite artist is Ed Sheeran.
    I love horses.
    I like his name.

  3. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Summer Love
    Chapter 3
    My uncle’s house was only a block away from the beach. I was already in my bikini under my clothes so I ran back downstairs, quickly kissed my mom good-bye and made my way for the white sand.
    The white grains squished between my toes as my sun absorbed the probably very harmful rays. But, I didn’t care one bit. I was going to squeeze every drop of summer here, and no one was going to stop me. Except maybe the incoming volleyball approaching my face at a rapid speed.
    “What the f –“ I shouted as I fell back onto the sand, holding my forehead where I was just hit.
    “Oh, sh/t! I’m so sorry! Me and my friends were just messing around a – Hey, where are you going?” I began to walk away from the very attractive boy as he rambled on and on. I was fine, there was no need to apologize. “Are you okay, at least?” Great, he was following me.
    “You don’t seem okay.”
    “Well, I am.”
    “You sure?”
    “OK, OK, calm down there! I’m Keaton, by the way,” I looked up to see his perfect smile. I couldn’t help but smile back. His smile was just so big and happy.
    “It’s summer, sweetheart,” A confused expression was painted on Keaton’s face.
    “No, no. My name is Autumn. Trust me, I know it’s summer.” I chuckled. He was so adorable!
    “Ohh! Man, I’m sorry! That’s a pretty name though,” Keaton smiled before repeating: “Autumn.”
    I spent the next two hours with Keaton, just getting to know him and him getting to know me. Of course, at the end of our little hang out session, he got my number and I got his.
    part 2 coming up!

  4. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 1:22am UTC
    Summer Love
    Chapter 2
    I was jolted away by our landing. I didn’t even realize I fell asleep. But, our 6 hour flight was over. I made my way off the plane, eager to take in the California air.
    “What’s that smell, Mom?” I smiled. “Not New Jersey!”
    She laughed and we got our luggage and what not then made our way out to the taxi stop. We were going to be living with my uncle Owen. He owned some huge, worldwide company and his house was ridiculously big. I’ve seen pictures and I thought my house was huge! We hailed a taxi and my mother and I slid in the back seat while Rob helped the driver with the bags before he got in the passenger seat. I turned on my phone to see that I had 2 texts, 4 Facebook notifications, and Twitter mentions. I checked Facebook first. All it was was comments on stuff that I had commented on, and likes on my profile picture. Twitter was just retweets and favorites. And the two texts were from friends from school, telling me they’d miss me. Yeah, “me.” Or my parties, I thought. I was never completely sure of my friends once high-school hit. Three on-going years – about to be four – of people using me for parties, guys, to borrow my clothes, popularity. You never knew what was going to happen next.
    The ride was short and we arrived at my uncle’s in no time. My mom told me he wasn’t home at the moment and we should just get settled in. My mom and Rob had their own room already picked out for them, which meant I got to pick my own. There were about 7 rooms, and 3 of them were masters. I think I knew where I would be sleeping. I nearly ran into the house, knowing Rob would probably bring in my suitcases. There was a note on the front door, telling us where the key was hidden and where the rooms were. I unlocked the door and ran into the house, only to stop dead in my tracks in awe. The foyer was brilliant. There were two grand staircases right when you walked in. I ran up and the whole second floor was the bedrooms. I checked out all the rooms, and there were notes identifying my Uncle Owen’s and parent’s rooms. So, there was only one Master left. I scanned the rooms for it until I saw it. It was perfect. Polished wood flooring, giant king – sized bed, huge window, with a freaking balcony. I was in love. I didn’t think it could get any better until I saw the closet. Large would be an understatement. There was so much room! I knew I packed a lot of clothes for a good reason. I mean, I would be staying here for three months. You need outfits for every occasion. A lot could happen during the summer. You never know.

  5. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Summer Love
    Chapter 1
    I packed away the last piece of clothing before zipping up my PINK suitcase. My mom’s blonde head poked into my room.
    “Ready to leave, sweetie?” I nodded, grabbed my 4 suitcases and followed her down the stairs to our SUV outside. I smiled sweetly at my step dad and handed him my suitcases. I was never very fond of him. It wasn’t his fault, I suppose. He was very nice to me, had a big job, and got me basically anything I wanted. But he wasn’t my father. He never would be. I hopped in the back seat of our car and plugged my iPhone 5 into the car charger. I opened up Twitter and scrolled through my timeline, retweeting things here and there. I tapped the “Compose Tweet” button and typed in “California here I come #goodbyejersey” and sent it on its way to all of my followers timelines.
    “Ready to go, Autumn?” Rob, my step-dad asked, smiling back at me. I gave him a huge, fake smile. I rolled my eyes, combing my fingers through my waist – length auburn hair. I popped my Beats into my ears and scrolled through my summer playlist on my iPhone. I hit shuffle and Eat You Up by BoA came on. It was old, but I still loved it. I stared out my window, the large houses of my neighborhood passing by. It was a pretty wealthy town. Rob was head of some big company and my mom owned a real-estate agency. It was a pretty nice life.
    I went on Facebook, scrolling through my newsfeed. My best friend posted on my wall.
    “I’ll miss u beettchh”
    I laughed, tapping the “like” button and went to respond on her wall. “I’ll miss u too:* don’t worry, I’ll bring u back a nice cali guy ;)”
    I leaned my head back on the leather seats and shut my eyes.
    This summer will be good.
    Hi! (: so I decided to start a new story. I really hope you guys like it! 5 favs for the next chapter?(: xoxo

  6. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Roses are red purple is orange. Old MacDonald had a farm. 

  7. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Hi, I'm a boy. 
    Here's how it goes....
    I'm gonna flirt with you, then diss you
    I'll send you mixed messages, flirt with your friends, lie to you.
    Then I'll lead you on so you'll fall for me.
    I'll make you happy for a night, then the next day I'll ignore you.
    You'll be the one I turn to when I need a friend, or a confidence boost.
    And you know what the best part is?
    You can't do anything about it because you love me and you don't want to lose me.

  8. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    mirror: no
    camera: no

  9. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: Orange(:
    • Favorite Food: penne vodka
    • Favorite Singer: stop omg i can't
    • Favorite Show: The X Factor
    • Favorite Sport: Horseback riding or softball
    • Favorite Season: Fall

  10. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Cause I heard Jesus he drank wine, I bet we'd get along just fine.

  11. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    And I just can't, 
    believe their kind words anymore. 

  12. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    So, here's how it works:
    1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, ETC.)
    2. Put it on shuffle
    3. Press play
    4. For every question, type the song that's playing
    5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
    6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...
    Opening Credits: Pink Matter - Frank Ocean
    Waking up: Speechless - Lady GaGa
    First Day of School: Can't Be Tamed - Miley Cyrus
    Falling in Love; Outrageous - Britney Spears
    Fight Song: Bass Down Low - Dev ft. The Cataracs
    Breaking Up: To The Sea - Jack Johnson
    Studying/Working: We are Young - Fun.
    Life: Back To Black - Amy Whinehouse
    Mental Breakdown: Use Your Love - Katy Perry
    Sunny Day: Erase Me - Kid Cudi & Kanye West
    Rainy Day: Thinkin Bout You - Frank Ocean
    Party/Dance Music: When You Look Me In The Eyes - The Jonas Brothers
    Driving: Party In The USA - Miley Cyrus
    Sleeping/Dreaming: Swim Good - Frank Ocean
    Nightmares: My Girl - The Temptations
    Flashback: Heavy Metal Lover - Lady GaGa
    Wedding: Come to California - Ron Pope
    Birth of a child: Best Laid Plans - James Blunt
    Final Battle: Titanium - David Guetta & Sia
    Death Scene: Your Song - Ellie Goulding
    Funeral Song; I Would Do Anything For You - Foster The People
    End Credits: Boyfriend - Justin Bieber
    Not my survey,but I just loved it!:D

  13. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Random Survey 
    Time started: 7:46
    Siblings: 1 sister
    Eye color: Blue/greybr />
    Shoe size: 7 1/2
    Height: 5'1 1/2 inch
    What are you wearing: Shorts and a t-shirt
    Where do you live: USA
    Righty or lefty: Righty
    Best place for a date?: Trail ride/hacking
    Fave Number: 3
    Fave Boys Name: Ryan c:
    Fave Girls Name: Elizabeth
    Fave Sport: Equestrianism or softball
    Favorite movies: Titanic
    Juice: apple juice
    Breakfast food: Pancakes
    Favorite cartoon character: SPONGEBOB
    Given anyone a bath: No
    Made yourself throw-up: No
    Gone skinny dipping: no
    Eaten a dog: ew no thats stupid
    Put your tongue on a frozen pole?: no
    Loved someone so much it made you cry? No
    Broken a bone?: Naw
    Played truth or dare: Totally
    Been in a physical fight: as a joke, yeah
    Been in a police car: no
    Been on a plane: no
    Come close to dying: I almost drowned the other day
    Been in a hot tub: Yeah
    Cried when someone died: Of Course
    Fell off your chair: Unfortunately that happens a lot...
    Wait for someone's phone call all night:Well, a text.. 
    Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: no
    Saved e-mails: no
    Fallen for one of your best guy friends: Yess
    Made out with JUST a friend?: No
    Used someone: No
    Whats your good luck charm?: Hmm, don't think I have one.
    Best song you ever heard: oh geez, idk.
    What's your bedroom like: Walls're light pink, floor's dark purple...I was like 5 ok
    Last thing you said: "IT'S NOT ON!"
    What is beside you?: Pillows and a Dover catalog
    Last thing you ate: chips
    What kind of shampoo do you use: idr
    Best thing that has happened to you this year: well, i kissed the guy i like right now on a dare...
    Worst thing that has happened to you this year: i kissed the guy i like on a dare. ._.
    Chicken pox: never
    Sore Throat: Yes
    Stitches: no
    Broken nose: No 
    Do you believe in love at first sight?: yeah
    Like school: no
    What schools have you gone to: schooly schools.
    Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: No way
    Stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: food, one direction, horses
    Who was the last person that called you: mommy
    What makes you laugh the most?: my sister
    What makes you smile?: a lot, but horses the most
    Last person you yelled at: my mom
    Last person that told you they love you: my mommy
    Is your loudest friend: selah ahaha.
    Do you like filling these out?: I guess
    Do you wear contacts or glasses: glasses, don't like contacts
    Do you like yourself: not completely
    Do you get along with your family: Sometimes
    Stolen anything over $50: NOO!
    What are you listening to right now?: The Last Song
    Got any awards: Yes
    What car do you wish to have: Jeep Wrangler
    Where do you want to get married: Beach
    Good driver: don't drive.
    Good singer: I hope so...
    Have a lava lamp: no:(
    How many remote controls are in your house: 3 working ones, 2034802840294820 broken/old ones
    Double jointed: in my knuckles and shoulder lol
    What do you dream about: well the last thing i dreamed about was the kid i like..
    Last time you showered: i'm about to take one soon.
    Last time you took a bath: Idk
    Scary or happy movies: happy, i'm a wimp
    Chocolate or white chocolate: both
    Root Beer or Dr. Pepper: i don't drink soda
    Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
    Summer or winter: both
    Silver or Gold: Gold
    Diamond or pearl: pearl
    Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset
    Sprite or 7up: nada
    Cats or dogs: Dogs
    Coffee or tea: tea
    Phone or in person: In Person
    Indoor or outdoor: depends
    End Time: 8:01

  14. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 9:49am UTC
    And, for once,
    I'm finally feeling good about

  15. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    idk i just like food nothing else really matters.

  16. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    The face I make when I'm batting is priceless.

  17. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 11:34am UTC
    Mirror, mirror, don't you see?
    what you show is ruining me.

  18. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    so, back in about march, there was this kid who texted me and was always like "oh i want you" and i always thought he was joking so i would say it back and stuff. but yesterday I was talking to my other friend about it and i asked her what it was about. She said that he said everything about me was perfect. (minus my teeth but i can agree. my teeth are poop.) I couldn't help but smile, though. to know that someone thought that about me...i don't think that about myself at all. i just can't. i see myself as fat and ugly. i don't see anything good about myself. the only thing i like about myself are my eyes. that's it. but the fact that someone thought about me? every time i think about it i smile.

  19. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 9:38am UTC
    I don't even like understand witty anymore lololol...I just don't come on...

  20. XxSceneGiirlxX XxSceneGiirlxX
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    Me wow that guy over there is really hot
    hot guy: is that potato staring at me


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