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*Elena;~ ♥*
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November 29, 2013 12:20am UTC

I was thinking to myself like "man the brain is pretty amazing"
and then I realized it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky a.sshole.

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mtndewhm*
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December 16, 2013 5:23pm UTC

After like 6 years I have finally figured out which Sprouse twin is my favorite

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Amenah
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November 11, 2013 3:53pm UTC

I love that friend who
defends you when you insult yourself. I love them so much. ♥

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Steve*
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November 11, 2013 4:50pm UTC

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting

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ChocoTaco
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November 11, 2013 5:06pm UTC

"Of course every soldier is prepared to die.
But these people aren't just pawns on a chessboard.
They all have names, families, and feelings in their hearts too.
They are all humans who live and bleed.
You have the responsibility to ensure their death will not be in vain.
No matter what may come, remember this in your naive heart,
And be ready to die to fulfill that duty."

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BravoSierra
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November 4, 2013 2:14pm UTC

why are bras so expensive?
like i didn't choose the boob life, the boob life chose me.

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happiest*
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November 8, 2013 2:09pm UTC

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

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Breeze
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November 3, 2013 5:49pm UTC

If you cover the middle and look at the sides, it moves really quickly
but if you cover the sides and look at the middle, it moves slowly.

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nothing Important*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 8:07pm UTC

Ever think of an awesome quote then go to add a quote and then forget what you were gonna post

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spence*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 1:11pm UTC

if I start a sentence with “dude” you better listen up
because it’s gonna be important

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spence*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 1:05pm UTC

♡ when your crush texts you cute things like
“who is this” and “how did you get this number” ♡

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CharliesTheName
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November 7, 2013 12:21pm UTC

Guys
I was in Spanish class today and we were given an assignment to make a movie off a play that we were given. Our play is about this guy and girl who are making out and they end up breaking up.
I'm the only guy assigned in the group and then there are two girls. I have to be the boyfriend because I'm the only male and then one girl immediately said "I CALL NARRATOR" and the other girl who was put in my group was my crush so um yeah I have to make out with my crush. For school. On video.

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Lethal*
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November 6, 2013 8:33pm UTC

When I weighed 140 pounds, I wanted a gap between my thighs. I wanted light to shine through that gap to get rid of the darkness in my soul.
I wanted to be light.
I wanted to fly to get rid of the heaviness weighing down on my bones.
I wanted to see the white on my rib cages so my mind wouldn’t seem so black. But what nobody warns you is, the only thing you are starving yourself of is happiness.
For every meal that goes down the toilet, a part of your sanity goes with it.
You do not get lighter, darling.
You get even heavier.
Your bones get weaker and they will break at any second.
By thinking you can’t control anything else,
you try to control your food, your weight, your body.
But what they don’t tell you is you lose control of everything.
You were so desperate for light that you let yourself be thrown into the dark
just to watch the flames of hell burning.

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Ninja918
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November 6, 2013 7:56pm UTC

If you were born in September, it's pretty obvious that your parents startes their New Years with a bang.

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happiest*
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November 7, 2013 2:10pm UTC

me: Oh god it's time to get up.
me: ugh clothing
me: Ugh hair
me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
me: oh god I hate this place
me: no I don't like you leave me alone
me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY
me: Nice azz
me: the f-ck you lookin at?
me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
me: Please just shut up
me: YES HOME
me: YES INTERNET
me: YES BED

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hannahlovesxox
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November 6, 2013 11:15pm UTC

"i just want you to be happy"
but in my mind im thinking please
dont leave me, please.

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† *
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November 6, 2013 8:41pm UTC

I don't always feel suicidal. Sometimes I'm just depressed or not in the mood to talk to anyone.
-Live All Day

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Hale_Storm18
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November 6, 2013 8:53pm UTC

make lots of noise
kiss lots of boys
or kiss lots of girls
if that's something you're into
when the straight and narrow
gets a little too straight
roll up a joint
or don't
just follow your arrow
wherever it points
follow your arrow
wherever it points

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kathy143
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November 6, 2013 5:12pm UTC

i hate when people say"boys are dogs"
boys are not dogs... dogs are LOYAL.

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QuoteMyLife
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November 6, 2013 7:44pm UTC

me quoting song lyrics: *gets one fave*
someone else quoting song lyrics: *gets 12123 faves*

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