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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 12:56pm UTC
    just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any btches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my azz out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the btches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 1:08pm UTC
    "I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble."

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 1:13pm UTC
    You know whats f-cking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

  4. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 1:59pm UTC
    What is it called when your
    crush has a crush on you too?
    Imagination.

  5. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 3:52pm UTC
    I'm not boyish enough to be a boy
    and I'm not pretty enough to be a girl
    I'm just some sort of weird creature in the middle like a snail

  6.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 4:18pm UTC
    Boy: You're so beautiful and gorgepus.
    Me: * looks behind me *

  7. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 7:42pm UTC
    When your guy friend calls
    you "bro" thats like friendzone
    level 20

  8. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 7:49pm UTC
    me: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
    guy in my class: you ok?

  9. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 5:48pm UTC
    I hate when my mom asks me to
    do something that requires me to
    actually move.

  10. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 1:07pm UTC
    Me and my friends are going to our school semi formal dressed as the characters from adventure time if we don't get asked. I get to be Princess Bubblegum.

  11. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 9:30am UTC
    My parents when I was 8:
    "Go to your room."
    My parents now:
    "Please come out of your room."

  12. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 9:53am UTC
    chocolate is made of cocoa
    cocoa is made from plants
    therefore chocolate = salad

  13. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 9:56am UTC
    Me: Mom you want any help?
    Mom: No sweetie..
    *5 minutes later*
    Mom: HONEST TO GOD ITSLIKE
    NONEOF YOU CARE AROUND HERE

  14. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 2:35pm UTC
    You can't treat people
    like sh/t and then
    expect them
    to love
    you.

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 2:43pm UTC
    this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 2:38pm UTC
    once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

  17. FreeAsABird FreeAsABird
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    My worst fear is that I'm that one friend everyone
    secretly hates.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    "I'll talk to you later,
    I have to take a shower."
    BAM
    *Instant mental picture.*

  19. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    Not like the movies.
    Chapter 1
    "Ashlyn Marie!" My mother called up the steps. "Get back down here and help unpack!"
    I ripped the bathroom door open.
    "Just a second!" I screamed, slamming the door back shut.
    We had just moved from the trashier part of town to the newer part.
    Personally, I liked our old neighborhood better.
    I could do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted.
    Here, I could barely turn up the radio without getting a complaint call from the neighbors.
    However, I was basically the main reason we moved.
    According to my parents, I had 'too much freedom' in our old neighborhood.
    Maybe they were right, but I was far too stubborn to admit it.
    Everynight, I would sneek out of my bedroom window to go visit my boyfriend Mitchell, who lived across the street from us.
    Obviously, we got caught one too many times.
    Mitchell had gotten me in a lot of trouble since we had started dating.
    Even since the day we met.
    I didn't care though, because I loved him.
    To everyone at our school, he's just a player.
    But to me, he's so much more.
    He has a side to him that I have fallen in love with.
    A side that seems to be invisible to the rest of the world.
    My parents don't like him, and my friends don't either.
    They keep telling me I can do better, but they don't understand.
    I don't want better, I want him.
    Sure, he's not perfect, but i'm not either.
    I have made mistakes, ones that i'm going to have to live with forever.
    I don't regret them, but there are days when I know I should.
    Like today.
    Maybe if I had a little self disipline, I wouldn't be standing here.
    My hands were plastered against my forehead, and my knees were pressed against my chest as I sat on the cold bathroom floor.
    A few weeks ago, I had started getting morning sickness.
    It wasn't anything serious, just a little stomach ache in the mornings that went away after an hour or so.
    I figured it would go away after a couple of days, but it never did.
    I wake up with the same pain in my stomach every morning, regaurdless of the motrins and tylonels I take the night before.
    I started doing a little research on it, but I kept getting the same results.
    I searched and searched, trying to find a different cause for my symptoms, but everything led back to the same answer.
    Pregnancy.
    The whole thing was pretty surreal at first.
    Pregnant, at 14?
    No, it wasn't possible.
    It couldn't happen, not now, not to me.
    Then, I started to put all the facts together.
    Thinking about what happened between Mitchell and I had done a month ago.
    Then, I realized my period was a week late.
    After the second week, I started to think it was just a coincedince.
    When the 3rd week arrived and I still hadn't gotten it, I started to panick a little bit.
    I stood up from the floor, holding the pregnancy test in my hands.
    I looked in the mirror, seeing a girl in the reflection.
    Although, that girl, she wasn't me.
    A few months ago, I would've recognixed her, but not anymore.
    She had changed so much, and had made so many mistakes.
    Too many mistakes.
    And you can only make so many before you have to start living with them.
    Living with the guilt, and the pain, and the truth.
    I should've been more careful.
    As I stared into the mirror, I saw a few tears start to trickle down my pale cheek.
    "Everything's going to be fine Ash." I whispered to myself.
    Even though I knew that there was a good chance it wouldn't be.
    The 3 minute wait for the results on the pregnancy was over, I was just too afraid to look.
    I held the test in my fragile, shaky, hands.
    Come on Ash, you can do this, I urged myself.
    I finally got the strength to take a small glance down at the test.
    I remained silent for awhile, not knowing what to think.
    Then finally, it all started to sink in.
    "No..no, no, no!" I cried, my body collapsing to the floor.
    The test was positive.
    I was pregnant.
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  20. Mystic Mystic
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Cause you're the..
    apple to my pie,
    you're the smoke to my high,
    you're the straw to my berry,
    &+you're the one I want to marry.

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