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  1. j3susfr3ak j3susfr3ak
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    - Fave for
    OneDirection
    - Comment for
    Adele
    READY ? GO .
    <3

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    fave if you've ever felt like the odd one out in your group of friends.

  3. Best_name_ever24 Best_name_ever24
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Fav if
    you
    remember
    kim possible and
    Lilo
    and stich

  4. WhoNeedsToKnow WhoNeedsToKnow
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Fav If
    you want to get on witty, and see you have 2,000 notifications.

  5. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    hey, i heard you were a
    wild one.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Choosing names 100 years from now:
    Doctor: It's a girl!
    New Mother: Wow! I think I'll name her Amy!
    Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name is taken, might I suggest Amy797 or Amy_32?

  7. Pinkygirl07 Pinkygirl07
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    I miss the days
    When boys had cooties
    When it was a reward to have lunch with your teacher
    When the coolest technology you had was a tamagotchi
    When your coolest pair of jeans were from Old Navy
    When the best P.E lesson involved a colored paracute
    When recess was too short
    When decisions were easy and chosen by "enie, meanie, miney, moe."
    When only skinned knees brought tears
    When goodbye only meant until tomorrow
    When your clothes didn't need to match
    When the only race issues were who could run faster
    When all that mattered was getting to the swings first
    When drugs meant medicine
    When drinks meant kool-aid
    When the biggest rumor was about what somone ate for lunch
    Fav if you agree:)

  8. ImNotBroken ImNotBroken
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    I just read that Rihanna likes to prank call people
    If you get prank called, there's a .00000000001% chance that it was Rihanna.
    nmf

  9. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.fave if you get it(:

  10. caitocutie caitocutie
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 10:20pm UTC
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    ^Fave if you though that was a real ad.

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    When I was little I covered my hands in glue
    Just so I could peel it off.
    format by PaperLung

  12. DancingNinja DancingNinja
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    girlfriend - im pregnant
    boyfriend - what?
    girlfriend - APRIL FOOLS! haha scared you!
    boyfriend - we never even did it..
    girlfriend - .... i probably should have thought that one through..
    boyfriend - yeah...
    nmq/nmf

  13. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    In 2nd grade,
    they called me "smarty pants"
    ______________
    in highschool,
    they called me "nerd"
    ---------------------------------------------------
    now?
    they call me
    boss.
    format credit: DamnnTaylerx

  14. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#165
    Rules for dating a girl:
    1) Don't take 40 minutes to text back.
    2) Use good grammar.
    3) Ask questions.
    4) Use the :) face.
    nmf.nmq.

  15. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#173
    There's always that one person who takes a few minutes to get the joke.
    nmf.nmq.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    that moment when you finish an awesome movie
    and you have to face the reality of your boring life.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    you're in an argument with a little kid, and they seem to be winning.

  18. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#171
    When I fail in an exam, I used to tell my Mom that all my friends failed too.
    nmf.nmq.

  19. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#166
    That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even autocorrect can't figure out what you meant.
    nmf.nmq.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    when your mom decides to be in the room while you're on the computer,
    so you just switch to google and stare at it.

:)

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