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ArianaHegarty_
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 2:25pm UTC

That 70's Show Quote #1
Donna: I'm kind of cold..
Eric: Aw well here Donna, here's my jacket
Eric: Aren't we just the perfect couple
Jackie: Michael, I'm cold too.
Kelso: Well damn Jackie I can't control the weather!
Comment if I should continue!

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J3S5E
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 6:20pm UTC

What if Rappers
rapped about nice things?
Like,
"Girl, Imma take yo clothes off, and
give them to a homeless person,
because they be gettin cold
.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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lovestardoll423
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 9:05pm UTC

That moment
when you watch High School Musical
and You still know the lyrics

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 8:51pm UTC

click to see this quote

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aquacrayonxo11
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 7:14pm UTC

Beauty Tip #1
Want whiter teeth?
Step 1: Brush your teeth with regular toothpaste
Step 2: Mash up 1 strawberry in a bowl
Step 3: Add 1 tablespoon og Baking soda in the mixture
Step 4: brush teeth with mixture w/ toothbrush
Step 5: Leave on teeth for 2 minutes
Step 6: Spit out all
Step 7: Brush teeth wirh regular toothpaste and enjoy your white teeth
It works, I tried it with my sister but warning! It taste bad DO NOT SWALLOW.
Series?

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 10:33am UTC

ME AT THE MALL
Me: *Walks into mall*
Me: Whoo, air conditioning.
Me: *Looks at mom and younger sibling*
Me: I swear to god, I'm the only teenager who has to come to the mall with there family.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Looks at a group of teenagers*
Me: You b/tches look like the cast of 90210
Me:
Me: I'm so jealous.
Me: *Sniff*
Me: Hollister is just around the corner.
Me: *Sniff sniff*
Me: Across from Abercrombie and fitch.
Me:
Me: I bet that whole hallway smells like teenage boys and stuck up girls.
Me:
Me:
Me: Ohhh that outfits so freakin' PRETTY.
Me: *Looks at price tag*
Me: *Walks away sadly*
Me:
Me:
Me: He's so hot.
Me: Hey Mr. Hotty
Me: *Walks a little farther away from mom*
Me: Hey Mr. Hot hotty hot stuff hot guy hot like chilly peppers
Me: *Attempted wink turns into awkward blinking*
Me: Oh you have a girlfriend.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Forever alone.
Me: *Walks into store with family*
Mom: Oh, this looks like a lovely shirt! Do you like it? *Holds up hideous blouse*
Me: No, mom.
Mom: But its-
Me: No.
Me: *Walks out of store*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Ohh forever21
Me: *peaks in store*
Me: Too many teenage girls that are prettier than me.
Me: Too jelous.
Me: ABORT ABORT ABORT.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Ooh, smells like pretzels and cinnamon.
Me: But thats how they get you.
Me: Put that obnoxious smell out in the air so it'll make you come in.
Me: ... It's like Hollister..
Me: But with pretzels.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Walks into build-a-bear*
Me: *Builds a bear*
Me: I'm gonna call you Ted
Me: *Hugs bear*
Me: Just know that in a couple of weeks you'll probably be under my bed in a pile of lint.
Me:
Me:
Me: *Sees group of teenagers*
Me: *Gives bear to mom to save the embarrassment of walking around with a teddy*
Me: Sorry Ted.
Me: It's not me, it's you.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Makes eyecontact with girl*
Me: B/tch I hate you.
Me: Fall off a cliff.
Me: *Walks farther away from girl*
Me: I'm so jealous of her, she's so pretty.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Mom: We should be going home now.
Me: I didn't even get anything.
Mom: WELL HURRY UP AND GET A SHIRT.
Me: *Hurries in random store and grabs lipgloss and a pair of earrings*
Mom: This is all you want?
Me: Yeah
Mom: *Buys stuff*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Santa Claus:
The queen of England:
Pencil:
Shoelace:
Banana:
Bob Marley:
Me: I'm pathetic.

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:47pm UTC

*at resteraunt*
sign: no shirt, no shoes, no service
me: *whispers" heeeey... moooom
mom: what.
me: *still whispering* we dont have to wear pants
mom: shut up. youre embarassing me.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:04pm UTC

You will never see yourself
the way the person who loves you sees you...

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:25pm UTC

because in case you haven't noticed, people come in all shapes and sizes and they're beautiful.
Put THAT in your magazine.
-Raven
(That's so Raven)
back when Disney shows had really deep messages.
format : Socially_Awkward_Penguin

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 4:52pm UTC

YOLO backwards is OLOY,
"Only Losers Obey Yolo"
9gag FTW

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Soccerbabe23
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Wanting a boy
to give you a piggy-back ride
but you're afraid
you're too heavy.

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lovebeinghyper
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 9:15am UTC

Okay. So my aim is to follow everyone on Witty.
Fave or Comment if I haven’t followed you, and I will.
I wanna do this before my one year anniversary on Witty which is September 6th.
Please help!

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:10pm UTC

You had a bad day,
you're taking one down,
you sing a sad song
just to turn it around.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
that individual to make you laugh?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 4:36pm UTC

Why wait for 11:11?
When God is avalible 24/7

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lebanesegirl
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 10:21am UTC

[ Moseby giving London driving lessons ]
Moseby: Are you familiar with the gear shift?
London: You mean the PRNDL?
Moseby: The what?
London: The PRNDL.
Moseby: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
London: I'm not a child Moseby. I know how to spell PRNDL.
Moseby: It's not something that you spell. It's a gear shift. the letter stand for Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive, and Low!
London: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk.
Moseby: Oh! I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio. Would you like AMMM or FMMM?!
*I miss this so much*

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 3:05pm UTC

*At home* Me: "I want to go out, I want friends."
*When I go out* Me: "I want to go home, I hate people.

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sydkid123
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC

olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 10:44pm UTC

This is real
this is me,
i'm exactly where i'm supposed to be now.
( M c F l y )

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